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It’s been a while on the podcast, so for the big comeback, Tyler came to the studio, 956 Chapel in New Haven, to break down March Madness and the Woods situation. Tyler has been pro Woods/Golf/Kentucky Basketball… while I have been taking the “who cares” angle on Woods/Golf and firmly believe that John Calipari will be in prison in the next ten years… Needless to say, we had a lot to debate.

What resulted, though, was a 2 hour 2 part epic podcast that was about 50% sports and 50% college/porn/sex/pop culture.

Part One focuses on Tiger Woods… though it also hits golf in general, the sudden emergence of sex addiction in American culture, porn and the rise of the BluRay disc, the “sex talk”, march madness, and all sorts of topics.

Part Two focuses on “Yacht Week” (see below), the ultimate vacation/bro fantasy… as well as the deepest layer of hell that is the Connecticut DMV, college, girls, the Yale University, and our requiem for David Beckham…

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Hope yall enjoy…

Word,

Nick

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You don’t have to tell me… March Madness without Arizona, UCLA, UCONN, or UNC feels a little weird… We are gonna miss those teams (mainly UCLA and Zona for obvious reasons)…

Really gonna miss the "traditional powerhouse" UCLA Cheerleaders...

But what’s so damn cool about March Madness? Sure, UCLA and Duke and Kansas are the teams who end up winning, but that happens in April… and is as conventional as any other college or pro championship. Sometimes, you get a Mario Chalmers buzzer beater… sometimes, UNC blows Michigan State out of the arena in the first five minutes. That’s title game stuff…

March Madness… what is about to unfold over the next ten days… is a totally separate entity… one with a magic about it that makes it the most compelling annual rite in the sports world.

Writing about sports as I do, I’m supposed to have definitive opinions as to “greatest moments ever”, “greatest comeback of all time”, “greatest game ever played”… all that stuff. The truth of the matter is that if there were only one game or moment worth putting on that pedestal, I… and a whole lot of people… wouldn’t want to write about sports. The debate is 3/4 of the fun, but more importantly: sports doesn’t just give us one shade of “greatest ever X”… Every story in the conversation means something worth giving that label to… something uniquely important. For “March Madness”, many would argue “Laettner over Kentucky” was the greatest moment ever… others would pick “Lorenzo Charles’ Buzzer-Beater Dunk followed by Jimmy V running all over the place after NCST won the title” as the best… or George Mason over UCONN, the most improbable cinderella story that Madness has ever hosted… and they are all right answers…

We all know how hard the Zona Cheerleaders Train... What a shame...

But the one that I put on my personal “greatest ever” pedestal… the one that I think most perfectly nails the hope, drama, and joy that we all watch March Madness for… Well, some call it “the shot”… some call it “Valpo”… but I think it’s really about family, so I guess I’d say it’s the “Story of The Drews”.

1994: A kid named Bryce Drew is absolutely tearing up high school basketball in Indiana, among toughest proving grounds for HS hoops anywhere (see “Hoosiers” – Indiana is High School basketball). Bryce is named “Indiana Mr. Basketball”, a virtual guarantee that he’s going to go play at IU or another of the nation’s most elite programs; he gets offers from everywhere.

The twist: Drew’s father, Homer, is the head coach of a tiny school called Valparaiso University in the “Mid-Continent Conference” (what is that?)… and his older brother, Scott, is an assistant coach at “Valpo” too. So Bryce, potentially crushing his chances to make the NBA in process, decides to forgo all of the offers to top flight programs and to go play with his family at Valpo.

Drew immediately becomes the greatest player ever to pick up a basketball for the Crusaders, and the team does really well… they make it to the dance his sophomore year and his junior year (in which they lose a heart-breaker to Boston College in an upset bid). As a senior, they again qualify for March Madness but are faced with the untenable reality of being the 13 Seed drawn against 4 Seed Ole Miss, featuring SEC Player of the year Ansu Sesay. Drew keeps Valpo close the entire game, and they are down two with just five seconds left. Drew takes the final shot from beyond the arc.

He misses.

But Valpo manages to foul Sesay on the rebound with time still on the clock… Sesay, a 75% guy from the line, proceeds to miss both free throws, and Ole Miss appears to get the rebound on the 2nd FT, but they lose control and tip it out of bounds. Valpo has no timeouts… but they have the ball under their own basket with 2 seconds left.

The inbound pass is a prayer… thrown 3/4 of the court and nearly intercepted by an Ole Miss defender fronting the Valpo target, but Valpo manages to get the ball and tip the inbound to Drew, who drains the 3 as time expires.

Valpo 70 Ole Miss 69.

Go ahead and watch it unfold below… it’s worth it:

Did Valpo win the national title in 1998? Of course not… they made it through another round before losing in the Sweet Sixteen… but do you have any idea who won the 1998 title? I don’t… all I remember is Bryce Drew making that shot and celebrating with his brother and father – a kid from smalltown USA staying home and picking family over fame… and being rewarded with an unfathomable underdog fairy tale… the perfect March Madness story.

Largely because of that shot, Bryce got drafted in the first round of the NBA draft and got to play a few years in the association, before going back and being an assistant at Valpo for Homer like his brother Scott.

Scott, the Drew lost in the shadows of his father and his brother, would be rewarded too.

I’m not sure if yall remember what was going on with Baylor basketball about half a decade ago, but it was really really ugly. There were players disappearing and dying… and coaches covering it up so that other NCAA violations did not come to light…. it couldn’t have been shadier, and the NCAA rightfully gave Baylor Basketball the harshest sanctions imaginable. The program was left for dead.

Who did Baylor turn to to get the program back on track?

Scott Drew.

At first, things were still really really ugly. The team couldn’t win… couldn’t recruit… who would want to be a part of Baylor Basketball after all of that? Well, if you fast-forward not so far to the present, Baylor isn’t just in the NCAA tournament, but Scott Drew has lead the Bears all the way to being a 3 Seed.

Would Scott have ever gotten this chance if Bryce hadn’t chosen to play at Valpo? or that shot against Ole Miss hadn’t happened? It’s doubtful…

But that’s what March Madness can do… one shot… not the shot that wins the championship… just one shot in a random game… can change the course of the lives of many.

Tell me that’s not worth watching for…

So back in the year 2010, here is the bracket (with my picks included) below:

Picking Kansas... Surprising right?

Is this the statistically most likely turn of events? Of course not… Picking “chalk brackets” and going with the higher seed in every round may not be the statistical best bet either… but is that really the point? Not at all…

When you make your bracket picks, you are really just writing your own script for the tournament (with the caveat that you want it to be feasible so you can look smart and make 100 bucks in your pool). You pick the 13 over the 4… so you can be invested in that 13 Seed and freak out when it comes true… like you yourself are piling on top of Bryce Drew after the game winner.

The guy who wins the bracket pool is almost always the person who picks all of the Final Four correctly anyway, and that is really a crapshoot and made most likely by picking the #1 and #2 seeds to survive… so don’t even sweat that… it’s out of your control. But if you want to get the most out of your bracket, be “that guy” and pick a couple 11s, 12s, and 13s… not just to make it out of round 1 but to make it to the sweet 16. It almost always happens… and when you’re on the bandwagon, it’s way more fun than picking Kansas to win it all and being right could ever be.

So… some general rules to bracket picking:

Love The Classy UNLV Cheer Squad, but 8 Seeds are doomed...

Don’t pick any 1 seed to lose before the Sweet 16… that’s just dumb. As a result, the 8-9 Game is basically irrelevant (but the 9 historically actually wins more than 50% of the time).

Don’t pick all of the 1 seeds to make the Final 4…. it barely ever happens and you’ll look like a tool.

Pick a 2 seed to go down in round 2… it almost always happens… often to a 10 seed.

Pick a 3 seed to go down in round 2 as well… maybe even two.

If you are bold, pick a 13 over a 4. Why not? How often does a 4 seed make it to the final 4 anyway?

Always pick at least 1 12 over a 5… 2 is even better… the average year sees more than one of these upsets. The same rule applies for the 11s over the 6s.

Try to figure out which segment of the bracket is going to get completely busted and allow a 10, 11, 12, or 13 to make it to the Sweet 16… Two of them do almost every year. The classic routes include: 12 beats 5 and 13 beats 4… they face off in round 2. 10 beats 7… then beats 2 in round 2…. 11 beats 6 in round 1 and then beats 3 in round 2

Pick 1 or 2 of the 1 seeds to lose before the Final 4… the fun part is trying to guess how that is going to go down…

Chances Buzz Williams would sell insurance if Hoop Dreams had failed him? High

Put a 6 or 7 Seed in the Elite 8. Basically… 6 beats 3 in Rd 2 then 2 in Sweet 16… or 7 Beats 2 in Rd 2 and then 3 in Sweet 16… or the 6 and 7 end up playing each other in the Sweet 16.

Your Final Four participants’ seeds should add up between 5 and 9. Just trust me there…

Within that framework, there are an infinity of possibilities… so do painstaking research and look up RPIs and S-Curves and look at Accuscore projections if that is the angle you like to take (it helps to have done this a little… but it’s not worth obsessing over), or just pick with your gut (surprisingly effective… think Gladwell’s “Blink”). This year, I didn’t mull over stats at all after the bracket was released… I had decided that I’d already watched far too much college hoops… knew the teams pretty well… and just wanted to go for it and see what happens.

But as for this year…

General trends about this year’s field:

The 1 Seeds are good, but Duke, UK, and Syracuse all have potentially rough Round 2 Games…

The 2 Seeds are okay… Villanova has been shaky but is talented enough to win it all… Ohio State has the best player in the country and some veterans… West Virginia is the clear alpha dog of the group… and Kansas State is a little questionable. Only WVU is really safely into the Sweet 16… though I’d bet on Nova will get a mid-major in round 2.

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The 3 Seeds are much worse than in the average year. I love Baylor as a story… and as a sleeper… but they aren’t a 3 Seed. Georgetown is the class of the 3 seeds but throws up stinkbombs at random… Pitt is steady, but not that good… New Mexico, though their performances have justified their seeding, are even a weaker team than Baylor. All in all, only really GTOWN amongst the 3s is a veritable threat to make the Final Four, and they are in the hardest bracket.

The 4 and 5 Seeds, as always, are very unpredictable. They all have major flaws. I like Wisconsin the best (more on that later). I don’t much like Vandy (or their matchups). Purdue is missing their best player and has by far the hardest first round matchup of the 4s (Siena is underseeded). Maryland… well, every Maryland game is scary… no matter who you are cheering for. A lot of people are high on Temple (though some think Cornell is going to beat them… Jay Bilas has Cornell in the Elite 8). I’m luke warm on the Owls… I think they are out in Round 2. Michigan State often finds ways to make tournament runs that they shouldn’t… but they have lost in Rd 1 before (though I doubt they will this year). TAMU is a definite sleeper (if they can survive Utah State’s 3 Point barrage)… and Butler… well, I think Butler gets far too much respect for a team from the Horizon League.

The 6 Seed Line is where the money is this year. Tennessee is gravely underseeded (ranked in the top 15 most of the yar) and is incredibly dangerous… but also throws up stinkbombs (and SDSU is a good sleeper); Marquette is always athletic and offensively gifted (but drew not only a major conference foe but a preseason top 15 team in Rd 1); Xavier is always tournament tested and capable of making a run (over Pitt even potentially), but has a lower ceiling than Marq or Tenn… and Notre Dame has a great big man on a mission (Harangody) as well as a bunch of guys who stepped up. They could be dangerous… particularly if they play Villanova in the Sweet 16 (Nova can’t match up inside).

The 7s: BYU, OKST, Clemson, Richmond – just don’t do it for me… so much so that I don’t have much else to say about them. I wouldn’t be blown away if one of them made the Sweet 16, but this is a weak batch of 7 seeds.

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As for the 8s and 9s: Kansas is going to cream whoever wins the NIU-UNLV game (which is a great game); Duke should be worried about Louisville in Rd 2; Kentucky should be worried about Texas; and Syracuse should be REALLY REALLY worried about Gonzaga if the Orange are without their big man for the game. The Zags have a lot of size and shoot 3s well – and that’s a handbook on how to beat a 2-3 Zone like Syracuse runs.

FSU, Cal, and Wake are all significantly less dangerous threats to the 1 seeds.

On the 10 line, Missouri generates more turnovers than anybody (they are one of those full-court teams), but they suck otherwise and have tanked of late; Georgia Tech has great bigs and is dangerous in Rd 2 even; Florida has a ton of talent and a great coach, but has yet to “gel” as a team this year… and UF has a way of either making the Final 4 or losing in Rd 1; and St. Marys is a major dark-horse threat. They have tournament experience, play a tough schedule, and have a great big man in Omar Samhan (Villanova doesn’t like teams with great big men). They also slow down the game… so it’s tough to blow them out.

Among the 11s, SDSU MINN Washington and Old Dominion, any could win their round one game (SDSU and MINN particularly). Putting an 11 in the Sweet 16 is a good move this year. The 11-6 Matchups may be the headliners of Round 1.

UTEP is the most dangerous 12 seed… though Utah State is a matchup problem for anybody. I’d stay away from NMSU and Cornell though (sorry Bilas).

Siena's Ryan Rossiter: ATHLETE

Beyond that… Siena, Murray State, and Montana may be the most potent upset threats (though Wofford and Houston wouldn’t shock me… mainly because MD and Wisconsin keep every game close).

And now… the individual matchups:

* Note – Upset % = for that game, Rd % = chance they make it there. If teams are 1 Seed apart, upset % = n/a (this also goes in 2nd round for 4-5 games). “n/a” also applies for upsets that just CANT happen… right? The %s per round don’t add up to 100%, but they leave room for those not explicitly stated to make such occur. Ex. The 4 #1 Seeds’ title chances add up to 90%, so a 10% chance somebody else wins is implicit.

Midwest

1 Kansas Vs 16 Whoever:

Kansas Factors: Senior leaders, elite big man (Aldrich), elite scorer (Collins), elite freshman (Henry), support players, tourney experience, solid coach, peaking at the right time… has to be the favorite.

Upset % – n/a

Final 4 % – KU 75

Title % – KU 50

8 UNLV vs 9 NIU:

UNLV Factors: Well coached, tournament experience, solid play down the stretch to make sure they got into the dance, sneaky good non-conf wins….

NIU Factors: Dominant in the always dangerous MVC, MVC magic, under-the-radar, hard to fault a team that goes 28-4 playing mostly legit teams, good RPI

Upset % – n/a

2nd Rd Upset % – UNLV 1 NIU 1

5 Michigan State vs 12 New Mexico State

MSU Factors: Tanking down the stretch, injured players, Big 10 Strategy advantage, top flight talent, always experienced, perhaps the best “Tournament Coach”

NMSU Factors: Hot team that just won the WAC tourney to get into the dance, not much else redeeming.

Upset % – 15

2nd Rd Upset % – n/a

4 Maryland vs 13 Houston:

Without a doubt the greatest "Grievis" ever to pick up a basketball...

Maryland Factors: Great coach, team can either play incredibly hard or as if it has no clue what is going on, one of the 5 best players in the country in Grievis Vasquez who is a senior, good inside presence, playing better down the stretch, poor early season, poor out of conference, great on the road

Houston Factors: Won the Conference USA Tourney to get here, experienced coach, good cinderella story (bringing a legendary program back), very mediocre record, poor on the road

Upset % – 20

2nd Rd Upset % – n/a

Elite 8% – MD 12

6 Tennessee vs 11 San Diego State:

Tennessee Factors: Great coach, missing best players due to “incident”, coach’s son as “energy guy”, senior leadership, underseeding “chip on shoulder”, beat 2 #1 seeds this year, athletic, go on spells of being awful

SDSU Factors: Won the treacherous Mountain West tournament to get “off of the bubble”, peaking at the right time, lack of great wins, decent on the road, great RPI.

Upset % – 35

2nd Rd Upset % – Tenn 35 SDSU 15

Elite 8 % – Tenn 12

3 Georgetown vs 14. Whoever

Georgetown Factors: Played well in Big East tournament, very athletic defensive team, mediocre/overrated coach, throw up a lot of stinkbombs, Great RPI, pretty good on the road, beat Duke, solid players in Monroe/Freeman.

Upset % – n/a

Final 4% – Gtown 7

7 Oklahoma State Vs 10 Georgia Tech:

OKST Factors: Rode Big 12 reputation to the dance, mediocre down the stretch,  solid alpha dog scorer in James Anderson

GTech Factors: NBA Draft prospect big man in Derrick Favors, couple other guys who are NBA talent level, play very sloppily/lazily, seem to be improving as the season goes on, good ACC tournament run.

Upset % – 55

2nd Rd Upset % – OKST 20 Gtech 35

Elite 8 % – OKST 3 GTech 5

2. Ohio State Vs 15. Whoever

OSU Factors: Good Coach (better recruiter), best player in the country in Evan Turner, tons of senior support guys (Lighty, Lauterdale, Diebler, etc), getting better as the season has gone on, better than their record due to Turner injury mid-season, poor RPI for a 2 seed.

Upset % – n/a

Final 4% – OSU 13

West:

1. Syracuse Vs 16. Whoever

Syracuse Factors: One of the best coaches, defensive identity, gimmick defense, know who their guys are, late season mini-swoon, injured big man, alpha dog (Wes Johnson), senior leader (Rautins)… the clear 2nd best team in the field.

Upset % – n/a

Final 4% – Cuse 60

Title % – Cuse 20

8. Gonzaga Vs 9 Florida State

Gonzaga Factors: Underseeded “chip on shoulder”, good big men, senior leader (Bouldin), shoot 3s well, great coach (Mark Few), tough schedule, great on the road, Gonzaga factor…

FSU Factors: A lot of size, played in crappy ACC, low scoring, lack of alpha dog, mediocre on the road, not much out of conference

Upset % – n/a

2nd Rd Upset % – Gonzaga 20 FSU 5

Elite 8% – Gonzaga 9

5. Butler Vs 12. UTEP

Butler Factors: Experienced, winners, long winning streak, great RPI, great on the road, lack of alpha dog, tough schedule, overhyped/overseeded

UTEP Factors: Great on the road, underseeded “chip on the shoulder”, inside outside threats with Caracter-Culpepper, poor out of conference, mediocre RPI

Upset % – 40

2nd Rd Upset % – UTEP 30

4. Vanderbilt Vs 13. Murray State

AJ Ogilvy looking real college...

Vandy Factors: Overseeded, lack of alpha dog, tournament experience, upset in past tournaments, solid Australian center, good out of conference, good on the road

Murray State Factors: Good on the road, tournament experience, good record, large point differential, seemingly dangerous for one of the cinderellas.

Upset % – 25

2nd Rd Upset% – Murray State 30%

6. Xavier Vs 11. Minnesota

Xavier Factors: Solid A10, tournament experience, “lost a lot from last year”, slightly under the radar,  great RPI, alpha dog (Crawford), high scoring, good on the road, capable of losing to crappy teams, good down the stretch, competitive losses out of conference to good teams

Minn Factors: Elite coach, played its way into the tournament, experienced team, Big 10 strategy factor, awful on the road, “happy to be here” factor, mediocre out of conference, balanced attack

Upset % – 50

2nd Rd Upset % – Xav 35 Minn 35

Elite 8% – Xav 15 Minn 15 (total 30%… not bad)

3. Pitt vs 14. Whoever

Pitt Factors: Awesome coach, very steady, playing above expectations/talent level, vaguely overseeded, decent on the road, experience (despite lost players), midseason swoon, okay down the stretch

Final 4 % – 22 (already beat Syracuse once)

7. BYU VS 10. Florida

BYU Factors: Poor inside, good shooting team (shocker), good on the road, got worse as season went on, experienced, alpha dog (Fredette), good RPI

Florida Factors: Great coach, 2 year absence from the dance, “happy to be here” factor, tanked down the stretch, okay on the road, balanced attack, talented.

Upset % – 55

2nd Rd Upset % – BYU 30 UF 35

Elite 8 % – BYU 7 UF 8

2. Kansas State Vs 15. Whoever

KSU Factors: Trendy/Cool Coach, out of nowhere good team, faded a little bit down the stretch, lost 3x to Kansas and 4 times otherwise, not a traditional experienced power, high scoring guards (Pullen, Clemente).

Upset % – n/a

Final 4% – 14

South:

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1. Duke Vs 16. Play-in

Duke Factors: No signature win, mediocre on the road, good size, great coach, great defense, 3 guards who complement each other exceptionally (Smith, Scheyer, Singler), vaguely unathletic.

Upset % – n/a

Final 4% – 55

Title % – 10

8. California Vs 9. Louisville

Cal Factors: Mediocre Tournament coach, “maligned” to the point of “having a chip on their shoulder”, terrible out of conference, good in conference, preseason high ranking, more talent than the record/seed, decent on the road.

LVille Factors: Defensive Identity, gimmick defense, great coach, lost a lot of talent from last year, revenge factor from last year, bad on the road, throw up lots of stinkbombs, can rise to occasions, senior leader (Sosa)

Upset % – n/a

2nd Rd Upset % – Cal 4 LVille 25

5. Texas A&M Vs 12. Utah State

TAMU Factors: Sleeper, Big 12 overhype, good coach (Turgeon), program on the rise, alpha dog (Sloan), great RPI, steady all season, athletic.

USU Factors: The Best Shooting Team in the Field, one dimensional, outclassed athletically, didn’t play anybody, winners, experienced, almost not included “chip on shoulder”

Upset % – 25

Elite 8% – TAMU – 25

4. Purdue Vs 13. Siena

Purdue Factors: Experienced, solid coach, tanking down the stretch, best player/leader is out for the season, major “chip on shoulder” factor, road assassins, winners, new alpha dog (Moore), almost “too obviously vulnerable”…

Siena Factors: Experienced, experienced upsetting teams in Rd 1, senior leaders (Rossiter), shoot the ball well, “New Gonzaga” factor, decently difficult schedule, almost “too obvious” of a pick.

Upset % – 35

6. Notre Dame Vs 11. Old Dominion

ND Factors: Great down the stretch, return of senior leader/alphadog/bigman (Harangody), improving support players (Abromitis etc…), bad on the road, bad RPI, quasi-sleeper

ODU Factors: Great RPI, good on the road, beat Georgetown, alpha dog (Lee), on a hot streak, sleeper, good defense/slow games

Upset % – 20 (hard to imagine them dealing with the size)

2nd Rd Upset % – ND 45 ODU 25 (Baylor isnt a tough matchup)

Elite 8 % – ND – 30 (a great pick)

Nova's Jay Wright... always intense and in a snappy suit

3. Baylor Vs 14. Whoever

Baylor Factors: Karma factor, great coach (Drew), alpha dog/leader (The one and only Lacedarius Dunn), player named “tweety”, hot down the stretch, athletic, shoot well, big man (Udoh), lack of signature wins…

Final 4% – 12

7. Richmond Vs 10. St. Marys

Richmond Factors: Sleeper, good down the stretch, tough A10, way overseeded, alpha dog (Anderson), lack of size, good shooting, good RPI.

St Marys Factors: Experienced, Senior Leader/Big man (Samhan), good point differential, road assassins, good defense, hot down the stretch, shooter (Mickey Mcconnell), good coach… this team screams of good factors.

Upset % – 65

2nd Rd Upset % – Rich 10 SMC 30

Elite 8% – SMC 10

2. Villanova Vs 15. Whoever

Nova Factors: Tanked down the stretch, great coach, athletic, explosive, senior leader (Reynolds), tons of support players (Fisher, Pena, etc etc), shoot well, streaky, play terrible defense, get beaten up inside, Taylor King issues, good on the road.

Final 4% – 30

East:

1. Kentucky Vs 16. Whoever

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Kentucky Factors: Elite Talent, resilient, well coached, alpha dog (Wall), support players who are sick (Patterson, Bledsoe, Cousins), good size, athletic, have mental lapses, need crazy comebacks, blow teams out, terrible karma, tough draw…

Upset % – n/a

Final 4% – UK – 50%

Title % – 10%

8. Texas Vs 9. Wake Forest

Tex Factors: Was #1 midseason, have a dominant big man who is too fat/out of shape to play for more than 5 min at a time, elite freshman PG, experienced shooter (James), sneaky mediocre coach, enigmatic, total tank job, talented, high scoring, good out of conference, terrible in conference, mediocre on the road.

Wake Factors: Decent out of conference (mostly A10 wins), tanked drastically down the stretch, terrible postseason record under Gaudio, alpha dog forward (Aminu), poor on the road.

Upset % – n/a

2nd Rd Upset % – Wake 5 Texas 20

5. Temple Vs 12. Cornell

Temple Factors: Solid Coach, winners, great on the road, killer RPI, beat Nova, shoot well, great guard play, vaguely overrated/overhyped, undersized, winners.

Cornell Factors: Drastically overrated/overhyped because they kept it close against Kansas, lost at home to Seton Hall, good size, alpha dog (Wittman), shoot well, winners, no signature wins at all.

Upset % – 25

2nd Rd Upset % – Cor 20

4. Wisconsin Vs 13. Wofford

Bo Ryan (looking constapated) - the mastermind of ugly basketball.

Wisc Factors: Beat Duke, consistent, experienced, balanced attack, good size, the masters of Big 10 Strategy (limit possessions against more talented teams = give yourself a better chance to win – the Big 10 seems to get this by far and overperforms as a result in the dance), vaguely unathletic, okay on the road, great defense, great coach.

Wof Factors: First birth ever “happy to be here” factor, good on the road, solid record, alpha dog forward (Dahlman), lost by 3 @ Pitt

Upset % – 15

2nd Rd Upset % – Wof 20

Elite 8% – Wisc 25 (Could give UK fits…)

6. Marquette Vs 11. Washington

Marq Factors: Athletic, Shoot 3s Well, streaky, play close games, can rise to the occasion, alpha dog (Hayward), perennial dangerous tourney team (almost always about a 6 seed), sleeper.

Wash Factors: More talented than their record/seed, but not necessarily better, alpha dog (Pondexter), terrible out of conference, poor road record, played way into the tourney, have their own “Isaiah Thomas”, sleeper.

Upset % – 30

2nd Rd Upset % – Marq – 55 Wash 35

Elite 8 % – Marq – 20

3. New Mexico Vs 14. Montana

NM Factors: Great story, great out of conference, great RPI, great passing team, great shooting team, not good inside, not as talented as their seed, good coach, balanced attack, lost to Oral Roberts…

Montana Factors: Came back from 22 to win Big Sky Title Game, have alpha dog Anthony Johnson who put up 40some points in that game…

Upset % – 20

Final 4% – NM 2 (not in the cards…)

7. Clemson Vs 10. Mizzou

Clem Factors: Typical mediocre ACC team in down ACC year, tournament experience, alpha dog (Booker), beat Butler, athletic.

Mizzou Factors: Gimmick Defense, rode coattails of overrated Big 12, played poorly down the stretch, lost a lot of talent from last year, experienced, bad on the road, barely deserve to be in the field.

Upset % – 40 (because they both suck)

2nd Rd Upset % – Clem 10 Mizz 10 (because they both suck)

Elite 8 % – Clem 4 Mizz 3 (because they’d be almost coinflip matchups against New Mexico)

2. WVU Vs 15. Whoever

WVU Factors: Great/dbag coach, scrappy, physical, ugly basketball games that are close, have senior leader/clutch guy (D. Butler), rebound well, don’t blow anybody out of the arena, playing very well down the stretch.

Upset % – n/a

Final 4 % – 30

As is common, I’ll end it on a music video… If you aren’t hyped for the Madness yet… well, I doubt this will help. It’s pretty awful (Like Mike Soundtrack Involved).

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Running commentary on the brackets and conference tourneys as the day unfolds. Come chat and ask questions all day, 1pm-1am.

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Tons of bracketology in the works today…

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  • why did none of the previews for “Cop Out” mention that it was a Kevin Smith movie? Is that not a good thing… #
  • Wisconsin is gonna win some games in the NCAA tourney… very “well-coached” type team… #
  • takeo spikes hosting the flag football national championships on espn… 9 to 11 year old coed tournament… Really nothing better to show? #
  • @espeecuz is this part of twitter culture – announcing that you will be tweeting certain events to get people amped for your tweets? #
  • Sometimes I forget that “John Mayer’s dick” was in the LA house of reps 20 years ago… http://bit.ly/9Bp70D #
  • @espeecuz re penelope, isnt the “tf” the least impressive asset that she brings to the table? #
  • celtics getting pwned at home to the andre blatche wizards… at some point we have to stop believing that they will “turn it on”… #
  • denver portland now on… sleeper really talented “ariza type” player… nick batum of the blazers… pepsi center is full at least… #
  • The US should recognize Abkhazian independence in this guy’s honor: http://bit.ly/aHQxwa – Soviet Frozen Conflicts FTW #
  • birdman’s stache is filthy… the guy figured out the final missing piece in his costume. #
  • how is john scheyer coaching #11 Butler? you’d think they’d have a guy who looks at least 24 in charge… #
  • tough loss for QPac tonight on the deuce…. at least the classic “four brothers” is on tnt and http://bit.ly/djYXIZ daft punk ftw… #
  • continually substantiated theory: rick barnes of texas cant coach… and how is mizzou good enough to be a tourney lock? no sense… #
  • 3am on the deuce… the 2007 slam dunk and 3 point contests… was this year so bad we need to show reruns to wash out the memory? #
  • RT @Adam_Schefter RT @lindacohn: Next stop for Terrel Owens could be the black hole and the Oakland Raiders! This according to Espn’s John C #

    The "If you could only save one of us, me or Buster" girl has different colored eyes...

  • big east breakdown: actually legit: cuse kinda legit: wvu, gtown, pitt, nova, marquette… it’s that simple. don’t let the tourney fool u #
  • tin cup on versus as always – stamford celebration of the new corolla ftw. to to the raiders is golden. #
  • cnn.com front page – chaz bono’s gender journey…. solid #
  • LJ to redskins… another classic snyderism. conference tourneys are typically nonsense where teams who need wins win. #
  • 2 notes of the day: erin andrews = a slightly roughed up blake lively… (or spencer grammer – all the same)& highly recommend p90x so far. #
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Specter – 2nd paragraph from the bottom… in case you wanted to watch her youtube clips… #
  • i may be in the massive minority, but i’d take evan turner over john wall with the first pick… toolsy player. #
  • biggest dam in america… not hoover… this one: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Grand_Coulee_Dam_Panorama_Smaller.jpg #
  • thought about the tourney: there should be no at large bids who are lower than 11 seeds, if they are lower, do they deserve a spot? #
  • looks like minnesota really wants to get a ticket to the dance… are they better than rhode island? clearly… we’ll see if it works out. #
  • what % of people made the “something smells like shit” face when they the saw “delhomme signs with browns” headline? #
  • Minnesota has to be in the tournament now… so who loses a spot? URI? (all of this only matters for the first round of your bracket pool) #
  • p90x plyometrics video – “Rabbit” from Super Troopers doing squats and lunges on 1 leg (he’s an amputee) kicking my ass ftw. #
  • starting to trust WVU: hard play, senior leader in D.Butler-no real alpha dog and not explosive though. duke needs 2 win 2 get the 4th 1seed #
  • legit contenders in no particular order: KU, ‘Cuse, Duke, UK, WVU, OSU. If a team other than these wins it all, I’ll be shocked. #

  • watching nbdl coverage – just heard the announcer plug larry eustachy. nice. #

    Is this Ben's acting headshot?

  • desperado on encore. steve buscemi ridiculous role ftw. #
  • UCONN prediction – they end up running the table, winning the big east tournament, getting a 5 seed that they don’t deserve and losing rd 1. #
  • not sure which usa hockey player i like more: “the other eric johnson” or “the other jack johnson”… #
  • As much as I wouldve loved to see a team USA win, I think the world is a happier place because of how it all ended… #
  • get ready for it… NETS WIN STREAK about to occur… at home and up 14 on the wizards early… but if anybody can blow it… #
  • This makes sense… but it also doesn’t really make sense. Cleveland is Lebron + Zero Identity: http://bit.ly/doAy1E #
  • bad sign for “Parenthood” – their positive reviews came from the National Enquirer and .In Touch… and they weren’t even that positive… #
  • looks like we are heading towards a Jimmy Johnson laugher this year in Sprint Cup… Harvick may be the only guy with a shot… #
  • RT @jadande By request from J.R. Smith: follow him at @JR_Swish – Of course JR wants us to follow him @ “JR_Swish”… #
  • this canadian closing ceremony with lots of people dressed in white holding red snowboards is about to get weird… i can tell. #
  • Olympics Closing Ceremony Party – I knew both Nickelback and Simple Plan were Canadian… but both getting the nod to perform for the world? #
  • congrats to cal for at least gettin 2 votes in this weeks ncaa top 25 poll… best pac 10 performance in months #
  • Shocker that I got this first try: http://bit.ly/aV1WAq #
  • People need to get over the notion that Messi is better than the world’s favorite choch-bag Xtiano… http://bit.ly/b4NFbU interesting tho #
  • Came across this gem on facebook: http://www.theyachtweek.com/ thought it was gonna be like “tea partay” – it’s real… #
  • I didn’t remember NFL Free Agency being this much of a gongshow in years past? ESPN New Years countdowns… Schefter on watch… intense. #
  • the commercials for stopcrueltynow.org are stomach churning to the extent of being uncool… cant stand the sad looking animals. #
  • watching VH1 top 100 songs of the 90s… “for a decade they were every cool college kid’s favorite band” – The 90s got old real quick… #
  • that quote was VH1 referring to REM… guess that needed to be in there… #
  • Peppers… Chaz Taylor… The Bears are still going to find a way to be mediocre… named Lovie Smith… #
  • continued Re VH1 90s countdown, who actually likes the song “Vogue” by Madonna? (#5) She has popular songs that hold up, but not that one… #
  • Ben Wallace is going gray? #
  • Unc massacre… loving the yrs of pent up nerdwhitekid rage… #

Solid to See Gere Involved..

In between the “this must be a joke” style ads for “Brooklyn’s Finest“, Adam Schefter “Panda-Watch” style NFL free agency coverage, and nonsensical “Bracketology”, ESPN has started to throw baseball a little bit of coverage. The problem (among others) with baseball is that when you are out of shape with your knowledge of the sport, you’re totally screwed. There’s just so much to get: players, prospects, stats… more stats… that baseball is like a test that you are constantly cramming for – the second it is over, you forget it all…

I was at a Yale Alumni party in New Haven on Saturday Night, my first… and it was as awkward as you’d think… but I did manage to run into my buddy Jay who wanted to talk baseball. About 30 seconds into the conversation, I realized I was completely talking out of my ass, and that I should probably figure out what is going on with baseball. Jay, on the other hand, seemed to already know everything that was going on in the league, so much so that I decided he needed to come onto the podcast to help preview the season. I went to Barnes and Noble, picked up all 672 pages of “Baseball Prospectus 2010″, and began cramming again.  By the time Jay and I were set to record our podcast on Tuesday, I was good to go. We go through every single division and team, giving our takes… The podcast can be downloaded here: http://nickcoman.com/jaypreview.m4a

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After my preliminary investigations, here are my projections for the upcoming season…

AL East:

Jeter should have stuck with the flow...

1. The Yankees – High 90s wins

The best offense in baseball is accompanied by a starting rotation featuring a top 5 starter (Sabathia), 2 front end starters (Vasquez and Beckett), 1 trusted veteran (Petite), and a talented young arm (Hughes). I have no clue how Baseball Prospectus has the defending champs third in their division.

*2 The Sox – Low 90s Wins

Solid but question mark ridden rotation, solid but question mark ridden bullpen, solid but question mark ridden lineup… but more solid than question mark ridden.

3. The Rays – High 80s-Low 90s Wins

A thinner rotation without Scott Kazmir, but the bullpen is still great and the bats should be among the league’s leaders… As always, it’s unfortunate that they are stuck in the stacked AL East…

4. Baltimore – Low-Mid 70s Wins

For the firs time in a long time, it seems like there is some rhyme and reason to where this Orioles squad is going… but there’s still not enough pitching or experience on this team to be a winner.

5. Toronto – High 60s-Low 70s Wins

“Rebuiling” may be palatable in the NL Central, but when you get into that mode in the AL East, you lose a lot of games.

AL Central:
1. The White Sox – High 80s Wins

With a talent and experience in the lineup, bullpen, and rotation, you’d have to expect Ozzie’s crew to be the class of this mediocre division. The team does have a lot of guys who are coming off of injuries or are in the “potentially washed up this year” age bracket though…

Mauer's Ex-Girlfriend... Hard to "trade up" from that...

2. Minnesota – Mid-High 80s Wins

Although the Twins’ rotation is far from intimidating, expect those guys to overachieve with run support from one of the most under-the-radar offensive powerhouses you’ll ever see.

3. Detroit – High 70s Wins

They still have a talented lineup and rotation that has always had so much potential, but something is amiss with the Tigers culturally.  Jim Leyland can be a great manager, but he and this team didn’t have it down the stretch last year.

4. Kansas City – Low-Mid 70s Wins

With another solid year from Zack Grienke and any sort of development by Alex Gordon, this team really may not finish last… for what that’s worth. Given how mediocre this division traditionally is, KC doesn’t have to suddenly be “that good” to compete, but they still aren’t in that neighborhood.

5. Cleveland – Low 70s Wins

With very shaky starting pitching to go along with some productive veteran pieces, expect the Indians to be in sell mode again befor the deadline this year… The fans won’t care – they’ll be too worried about Lebron.

AL West:

Bringing his MVP trophy and legendary porn collection out west...

1. The Angels – Mid 90s Wins

They lost Chone Figgins, Vlad Guerrero, and John Lackey, but does this roster look like anything but a playoff team? The AL West may be much more competitive this year, but the Mike Scioscia AL-Style-Smallball finds ways to win…

2. Seattle – Low 90s Wins

Lost in the excitement over the King Felix-Cliff Lee 1-2 punch is how good the rotation could be if Bedard comes back healthy and the young promising arms work out… The lineup is pretty good, but isn’t overpowering and could be very productive or unproductive depending on which versions of guys like Jack Wilson and Milton Bradley show up…

3. Texas – High 70s-Low 80s Wins

It’s very easy to get excited with all that is going on in Texas: Nolan Ryan has changed the culture of the team, and the pitching staff over-performed for the first time in decades last season, and the lineup is as always full of young bats, .300 hitters, and 100 RBI guys. It just all seems a little too good to be true… and is Scott Feldman really capable of being a #2 Starter?

4. Oakland – Low 70s Wins

At some point, people have to wonder whether Billy Beane is actually running this team into the ground by exclusively signing prospects, journeymen who hit .240, and guys who were over the hill two years ago… or if that is actually Oakland’s best bet… This roster looks less professional even than usual…

NL East:

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1. The Braves – Mid 90s Wins

Trusting the likes of Tim Hudson and Derek Lowe was scary 8 years ago… doing so now would be absolutely insane. But… Bobby Cox’s last season… Jurrjens and Hanson posting sub-3 ERAs last year… last gasps for Glaus, Chipper, and Billy Wagner. It could go completely the other direction, but I have a feeling the Braves make moves this year.

*2. The Phillies – High 80s-Low 90s Wins

The defending NL Champs clearly return a stacked lineup and solid pitching staff, but is it really possible for things to go so well for the Phillies for this many years in a row? No injuries? No players not living up to their potential? Say what you want, but the Phillies had a chance to have Halladay and Lee, and they blew it. Curse in the making?

3. The Marlins – High 70s Wins

We have reached the point in the Marlins’ cycle where they need win the WS before their next fire-sale. In fact, given the Marlins’ “6 Year Cycle”, we are already one year past due… They may have many young pieces, but it’s hard to imagine this team won’t have some growing pains… or is complete enough to really compete.

4. The Mets – Low-Mid 70s Wins

Take Johan Santana out of this team and they legitimately have the worst rotation in the majors… so expect this team to be awful 4/5 of the time. While the lineup is overpaid, it should be pungent enough to make this team competitive most of the time… unless everybody gets injured again.

5. Washington – High 60s Wins

Stephen Strasburg is going to be starting the season in the minors, but this is the most “professional” team that the Nats have ever fielded…
NL Central:

1. The Cardinals – Low 90s Wins

While the Cards lack a little in the infield and back end of the rotation, their division is so abysmal that they should walk into the playoffs. They also have the best player in baseball.

Have a clue who this guy is? I guess "some kind of Italian looking baseball guy" is a decent answer...

2. The Reds – High 70s-Low 80s Wins

Having “the 2nd best rotation in the NL Central” is sort of like being “the 2nd classiest girl who works for Emperor’s Club VIP”… but things could be worse in Cinci. They may post their best win total in years given the weakness of their divisional rivals, but is Joey Votto going to spend his entire career on a mediocre-to-awful Reds team?

3. The Cubs – High 70s Wins

While they may not quite be at Mets-level, you have to ask how the Cubs managed to spend this much money to create a pretty-damn-average baseball team. Good but not great offense… Bad but not awful pitching… Either way, we’re gonna get to see the requisite five to ten Lou Piniella straight-out-of-a-bad-baseball-movie-blow-ups.

4. The Brewers – Mid 70s Wins

Milwaukee’s competitiveness window has decidedly closed for the time-being given the offensive downgrades and total lack of pitching. Signing Randy Wolf? Not Bad… but they need to make sure they lock down Prince and “The Hebrew Hammer” for good for the sake of their fans.

5. Pittsburgh – Mid-High 60s Wins

Even if the team is terrible, you gotta think: “Lastings Milledge” is a pretty cool name. He’ll probably get traded this summer, so get the jersey before it becomes a throwback… You’ll seem like that much more legit of a fan.

NL West:

1. San Francisco – Low 90s Wins

The classic Giants formula is back in action: moneyballin’ with more money to spend than they have in Oakland. 36 year old “used to be good and still okay” guys… top flight young pitching… solid bullpen… Maybe Barry Zito will even continue his sneaky “legitimate 3rd starter level” comeback? The Giants are dangerous… if they aren’t too over-the-hill.

Manny should have a reality show...

2. The Dodgers – High 80s-Low 90s Wins

How long til the whole “Joe Torre can’t actually manage” conversation comes back? Much like Philly, LA is stacked in every phase of the game, but would I bet on everything going smoothly for the Dodgers this year? Not with Manny involved… Still, the young bats keep getting better… and Clayton Kershaw Cy Young Potential? The guy can be really dominant…

3. Arizona – Mid-High 80s Wins

Brandon Webb’s injury unfairly killed the D-Backs’ season last year, but the team has pieces: Haren-Webb as a 1-2 is as good as it gets… Edwin Jackson, though he never actually pans out, has a ton of upside; Mark Reynolds had about as random of a 44 HR season as you can have; this looks like a sleeper team to me…

4. The Rockies – High 70s Wins

Last year, we got a nice dose of “Rocktober” after Colorado fired Clint Hurdle, replaced him with Jim Tracy, and subsequently went on a tear for the final 60% of the season. The lineup and bullpen are great, but can the Rockies starters keep their ERAs under 5 again though? and is Huston Street trustworthy? Too many questions in a suddenly loaded NL West…

5. San Diego – Mid-High 60s Wins

There is rebuilding… and then there’s the Padres… How can SD justify trading Adrian Gonzalez for more prospects or to save more money when they already hit rock bottom with the Peavy move…

Playoffs:

Yankees Defeat White Sox -Talent trumps

Red Sox Defeat Angels – Lackey Haunts

Braves Defeat Giants – Like it’s 1993

Cardinals Defeat Phillies – Holliday atones

Yankees Defeat Red Sox - Because it’s due…

Braves Defeat Cardinals – For Mister Cox…

Yankees Defeat Braves – Talent still trumps

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Nick

 
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