At just five people per square mile, Mongolia is far and away the least densely populated nation on the planet… but that doesn’t mean it’s not home to some of the strangest phenomena out there…

Let’s just start with this:

Now we all know that Golden Eagles are “birds of prey” and falconry is ridiculous but it’s not really new news, but did you know that these birds could pull off this kind of thing:

Mongolia or Naboo?

I watched that one five times before I finally decided that it wasn’t CGI, but what else is there to say except that these birds are the real deal? They don’t just take out rabbits or little things, but they are swooping large sheep into the air, mauling wolves on command, and there is even some footage out there of them attacking grizzly bears. The crazy part: how well Mongolian nomads have trained them to hunt. Apparently in a laughably sparsely populated spot like the Mongolian Steppe, the best way to hunt is to cover as much ground as possible by driving a car/horse and having your Eagle survey the land. Check this out…

(But first, how identical is this Mongolian Royalty outfit to the clothing that Queen Amidala rocked in Star Wars Episode One. I guess we can add her to the list of ridiculous token racial figures in the movie that includes Jamaican Jar Jar Binks, Japanese “Viceroys”, and Jewish/Arab (you choose) slave dealer “Watto”. That could be a black and white promotional photo of Natalie Portman for all I know.)

At this point, we “get it” that these creatures can take down large predators, but isn’t it kinda crazy to see birds hunting in packs? Multiple eagles, of course, implies that multiple eagle master nomads have to be present. In fact, the semi-nomadic people of the steppe celebrate by coming together to watch their eagles collectively maul stuff in what is apparently one of the biggest festivals of the year…

Which vaguely reminds me of this…

But how do the Mongolians train their Eagles to be such efficient hunters? They maintain a relationship with the birds from birth and teach them to hunt with skins and small prey until they can cut it in the big leagues: wolves… and how do they get them to come back? It’s simple: they need their masters for water.  Eventually though, all of these birds are released into the wild. Only females are used as hunters, and by age 10, the birds are too ornary to handle because they want to make a nest of their own… Check out this Eagle Hunter talking about his birds… (Interview starts at 2 min – note how they wear GAP clothing in Mongolia).

Who are these people? Of Mongolia’s 2.7 million people, 1.2 or so live in the capital Ulanbatur, a city that has been growing at a pretty crazy rate. Check out these pictures of the world’s northernmost Capital from 2005 and 2009 respectively:

Four Years Earlier...

Four Years later...

You’d barely be able to tell, but those two pictures really were taken from the same physical spot (try matching up objects in each scene… I promise you can). Mongolia is modernizing at a crazy rate. Last decade, they went from having 30,000 internet users to having 300,000, but given that 40% of the population lives in one place, that means the other 1.5 million are spread out over 600,000 square miles… and there are only 1500 miles of paved road in the entire country. So what do they do? 30% of Mongolians (800,000) are semi-nomadic, living in portable yurts where their herds of animals can graze and moving ten times a year to find viable meadows. While such may seem primitive and many Mongolians live on under 2 dollars/ day, the nation boasts a respectable life expectancy of 67 years, and the way of life has been incredibly sustainable for centuries. Under communist rule (you see the occasional token commie smokestacks still here and there throughout the Mongolia footage), the semi-nomadic lifestyle was oppressed: herds were confiscated, and these people were forced onto collectives. The return to capitalism, though, has seen a return to relative prosperity for these people, who even occasionally make it into Ulanbatur to rage at the hot new clubs before heading back out to the steppes. Check out this great mini-documentary on the Mongolian Steppe Peoples…

And how do you take a yurt (funny word) up and down? Like So:

Step 1)

You could grow some killer Ivy on that...

Step 2)

Put the tarp on it...

Step 3)

Tie It Tight...

When you ask “people on the street” what they know about Mongolia? The first answer you get is probably “Mongolian Beef” (which isn’t Mongolian at all) or “Mongolian Barbeque” (which is Japanese). In a great irony, the first American franchise to open in Ulanbatur (and it’s become very popular): B.D.’s Mongolian Barbeque of course:

This one is in the Chicago suburbs... but I'm glad the namesakes approve.

Mongolia is clearly a world very alien to the west, one whose geographic realities have lead to a lifestyle and culture that seem nearly unfathomable. The country is surely barren and surely poor, but how beautiful do these landscapes look? and could you call the fortitude and industry of the semi-nomadic people anything but incredible? Also, you can’t ever quite forget this:

The Biggest Empire Ever...

Real,

Nick

The Eagle has landed. Ke$ha’s worldwide popularity has officially surpassed that of T-Woods… Seriously:

Granted this only happened for two days, but still…

Interesting to now be entering the “falling out” phase for Tiger Woods as the world “tries to move forward”. As for Ke$ha, I downloaded her new album “Animal”, and it’s pretty awful, but I think a few songs like “Kiss N Tell” could make it on the radio – real classic stuff. Regardless, Ke$ha presents a good happy medium on the filthy scale between Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga… sort of like Britney around when she did “I’m A Slave for U”… so maybe a little closer to Gaga.

In light of the Kiffin Riots at Knoxville, the Big Mac fallout, Carroll, and the crazy sports week on top of the NFL Divisional round coming up, Tyler and I podcasted today. It is available for download here: http://nickcoman.com/kiffincast.m4a After disagreeing on all of our picks but Zona last week (Tyler was 4-0), we agreed on all four this time around: Zona + the home teams. Maybe this will up my record. The first half of the podcast is about all of the coaching stuff and the Big Mac stuff plus some on the future of baseball, and the second half is deep into the NFC matchups. We’re going to have 2 podcasts covering the AFC this week, one with Sebastian and a 2 parter with Lenny and Garver (Part A with Lenny is already up on Itunes if you subscribe here): http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=345209516

For what it’s worth, I think it’s a damn good podcast. Stream it here:

I’ve been seeing a lot of previews for Mel Gibson’s new movie “Edge of Darkness” recently, and everytime I see Gibson for the first time on the screen…

 

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

 

I kinda lose it laughing… sort of like when I first saw Tom Cruise as a Nazi with an eye-patch in Valkyrie.I wonder if Cruise or Gibson is balls-deeper into the “everytime I see this person I ask: what is this clown about to do” zone. Crazy thing is, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if either of them won an Oscar down the road. You just never know… While on the topic of “Oscar Winning Guys”, Phil, Brady, and I just watched Al Pacino classic “Scent of a Woman” by streaming on Tudou (the poor man’s Youku in the world of sketchy Chinese streaming piracy).
http://www.surfthechannel.com/video/63642/72677.html
This movie is a real classic and features that whole “90s positive” thing. Philip Seymour Hoffman also likes like a totally different person in the movie… like what he would like like if he had a twin that he ate after he filmed this movie. To top it off Chris O’Donnell is involved, so that everybody can talk mention how “Batman and Robin was terrible, but I still watch it sometimes” when they see him.

And there is one of the weirdest ads in years:

Angle 1: Taco Bell is attempting to “pull a Jared” but failing so badly that people actually discount this as being possible, thinking it is some sort of joke.
Angle 2: Taco Bell is making a bigger joke of “fast-food diets” than Burger King does with its ads for “KingExtremeTripleBacon Extreme Sirloin” named burgers. This would be awesome if it was true.
Angle 3: Taco Bell is trying to get you to think they at least kinda give a crap about health and that this woman is an extreme but real example of a “drive-thru diet” working, but they also are comfortably making fun of the semi-crazy notion that fast food is healthy. The possibility that Angles 1 and 2 are the truth are what make this ad so great, but Angle 3 is the likely one…
Recently, I’ve been working my way through Battlestar Galactica
http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/16.html
(I assume everyone knows to use surfthechannel… if you’re under 28… right?)

I think this show kind of slipped under the radar outside of the nerd scene-

 

This girl is apparently a "Cylon"

This girl is apparently a "Cylon"

 

both because people assumed anything named “Battlestar Galactica” on the Scifi Channel (now SyFy?) was probably balls deep into the nerd scene like Travolta is into Scientology, and because there was so much other long-arc plot based stuff coming out that was more marketable like Lost and The Sopranos, and shows of the sort take a little more effort to get into than a sitcom (you should download the torrent or stream the episodes on surfthechannel starting episode #1 and go straight on through, but most people don’t do this and either buy in Itunes, try to Tivo it, watch it on actual TV, or get the DVDs either bought or via Netflix [none as efficient / free]). Back to the point: the market for people who would really enjoy Battlestar Galactica was and is largely consumed by similar other real good shows that are perhaps more high profile and are likewise very time consuming and a barrier to entry for similar shows… so I guess that may be how this show kinda fell through the cracks for something as exceptionally well done as it is. It’s not about tech stuff or clownish looking creatures like Star Wars or Star Trek-  there are only humans and robots. It’s not batshit crazy like The Matrix (quick aside: When did one of the Wachowskis become a girl?). It sort of takes good aspects of all of the aforementioned and tones them down to fit as accessories in a show that is really much more about people: individuals in all stations of life who seem much like ourselves… dyanamics amongst institutions: the military, the government, the media, the economy, crime, etc… and larger questions in religion and philosophy.  Even with all of that, the show has a lot of just cool action: gunfights, spaceships, explosions, and shit… and hot robot girls. Most importantly, it’s just a show that really gets you invested in the people and their journey – the key to shows being good… that and hot robot girls. I’m done plugging it, but I think yall would like it.

In light of the bus-shooting attack on the Togolese National Football Team on their way to the African Cup of Nations, I thought it would be cool to bring this out:

 

Nouadhibou to Beira by car... Real Ballsy

Nouadhibou to Beira by car... Real Ballsy

 

Not exactly this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_Highway_System or this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_E-road_network or this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Highway_Network
The oddity is: why is the Togolese National Football team with stars like Emmanuel Adebayor taking a bus across hundreds of miles of dirt roads to get to their continent’s largest football tournament. Is there no money for a plane? Could Adebayor not just get charter a plane for everyone? Where does the money go? It doesn’t really make sense.

This guy looks nervous (both guys actually. Kiffin’s lateral hops span over a yard):

 

The amount of hatred poured out towards this guy has really been unprecedented. Go on Facebook and search Lane Kiffin…

When I visited LA in mid-november, my buddy RR and I saw Blake Griffin out in Manhattan Beach. The knee looked fine. He was chillin… he doesn’t have any facial expression in person either. Hope he’ll be good to go next year. The Clippers really would have a lot of good pieces with him in the lineup.

Back with more podcasts and football stuff real soon…
Real,
Nick

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American People - Only in the Interior South

Given the heated climate pertaining to people of Italian origins in the northeast (yeah, Guidos), and the  high-potential notion of doing a Real World Road Rules Challenge Type Faceoff Between the Jersey Shore Guidos and Ethnic Enclaves within other parts of America, I thought it would be good for us to examine prevalent groups from around the country:

Here they rank from least to most potential for the reality show…

Polish People From Luzerne County, PA – Why?

Finnish People From Michigan – How did this happen?

The Iowa Dutch or North Dakota Norwegians – Solid people, but not the MTV kind of solid…

New Orleans French People – Not really sure if they are as insane as the Guidos, but Mardi Gras and the Saints TV Shooting Video are pretty crazy…

Eskimos – Dont get enough press

People of “American” Ancestry from West Virginia – A distinct brand of “America”. These people would be dangerous in any reality show… actually.

The South Florida Italians – Have to be considered – lots of upside here. Jersey Vs Florida – putting it all on the line to prove who is more… well… you know… like that.

Team San Francisco Chinatown – just think about these people interacting with the characters from Jersey Shore – enormous unintentional comedy potential – particularly if an interfaction Romeo+Juliet love story emerges.

The Boston Irish – We would basically be setting up Boondock Saints 3, and after Boondock Saints 2, thats a pretty scary idea…

Lots of other options to consider too – amazing how diverse the country is – for example… perhaps the best option of all…

Utah

-Nick

 
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