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    Blade Wont Stay Locked Up

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  • free cashew chicken at panda express today #
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  • Is The Epstein the Best G.M. in Baseball? http://www.nesn.com/2010/07/is-the-epstein-the-best-gm-in-baseball.html #
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  • http://bit.ly/TfQ0Y – WikiOftheDay – Let the least drunk person around handle these today… #
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    Getting so much ass out of this...

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  • another offsides goal – solid #
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Always Smooth

Because of LeBron James basically becoming OJ Simpson without anybody dying (and Bosh and Wade are his two kids confused and bewildered by the unfolding tragedy)… and the Vuvuzela awful reffing World Cup is ongoing, people have forgotten about the multitude of obscure sports that help us get through the summer months when the WNBA is repeatedly making it all the way to ESPN2, sometimes ESPN1.

Not me… and definitely not my good friend Len. A tennis, golf, cycling, and probably great outdoor games expert, I had to call the guy up to get some insight into what happened at Wimbledon while we were going deaf from bee-hive soccer games… and get updates on our good friends T-Woods and Lance. We even break down the state of the entire tennis landscape: Nadal vs Federer, who the other contenders are, and whether or not the hot women from the Balkans will ever be able to overtake those Williams girls.

And since we are living in July 2010, we talked a little NBA free agency, World Cup, and as has been a rite of passage for years, we broke down Mr. Brett Favre a little bit.

I hope yall enjoy.

Yeah, you can subscribe to the podcast in the Itunes Store or http://bit.ly/9xK1Ys

and the direct file can be found here: http://nickcoman.com/lencast.m4a

May or may not be having a girl on the podcast tomorrow…

Crazy right?

Word,

Nick

Basically Everything Right about Sarah Palin Without the Baggage

After a 10 day hiatus, Tyler made his return to the podcast in perhaps our greatest session yet: breaking down the Olympic Hockey, curling, random events as well giving his thoughts on the Tiger Woods speech, the best Disney Movies of all time, and in a much awaited event, we finally break the ice and talk a little bit about “adult cinema”. We even “go deep” a few times and debate the future of sports in a globalized world… but mainly try to focus on Canadian “Skip” Cheryl Bernard and our potential own Olympic dream – training for curling for the 2022 Winter Games. Hope Yall Enjoy…

Of course, the Itunes Subscription Page can be found here: http://bit.ly/9xK1Ys

The podcast can be downloaded here: http://nickcoman.com/gtsolympics.m4a

And can be streamed below as always:

We have another whole podcast for everyone though. If you are familiar with the internet and like wasting time (most people here), then you are probably familiar with the website http://sporcle.com – a place where you can waste 5 hours of your day doing mindless trivia (not an oxymoron) without blinking. To honor this great cultural institution, podcast legend Sills makes his second appearance in a week to take me in on the first ever NickComan.Com Podcast “Sporcle Off”. We go four rounds: MLB Pitching Wins Leaders in the 90s, NFL Rushing TD Leaders in the 2000s, Schwarzenegger Movies, and College Bowl Games.

To Follow Along with each of these four parts, hit up these links:

Round 1, Round 2, Round 3, Round 4.

The podcast can be downloaded here: http://nickcoman.com/sillssporcle.m4a

And streamed here:

Much more to come later today…

Also, check out our new Facebook Page Here.

Word,

Nick

How can you not be psyched? We have officially passed from “just the tip” to “balls deep” into the Winter Olympics with the awarding of the first Gold Medal today for Ski Jumping (normal hill as opposed to high hill… clearly two different disciplines) to Swiss “Legend” Simon Ammann (Crazy thing is… this guy is probably about as famous in his country as someone like D-Wade is here… except for flying on skis for the length of a football field competitively).

Guess It Would be Dangerous If She Competed in this Outfit... but how good would the ratings be?

The whole thing is just such a spectacle: people doing these outlandish feats in snow and ice that leave you wondering: “who the hell thought up this shit?” The guy who came up with Skeleton… how did he live to tell people about the sport he invented? (Though i’ve recently heard Skeleton is safer than bobsled or luge… but I don’t trust that notion)… but thats what makes the Winter Olympics unique – it’s the only huge sports event that makes us feel like we are part of a bigger sports universe than we normally are conscious of. We see random hot Estonian girls curling, Austria dominating the world like it’s the 16th Century, and the occasional “what the hell is that Ethiopian doing here? that’s awesome” moment. On the master list of great sports events, I would rank Winter Olympics as my 5th favorite behind: 1) World Cup 2) Summer Olympics 3) March Madness and 4) NFL Playoffs but ahead of 6) NBA Playoffs as well as titans like The Little League World Series, XGAMES, and… real World Series.

It only happens every four years, so we had to do two “primer” podcasts on it… and may well do a podcast on it almost every day from here on out.

On the short list of "Reasons Guys Would Ever Watch Ice Dancing"

First, I brought on my mom to talk Olympics as well as to recap the Super Bowl. The Manning loss gave her an excuse to reassert her belief that Montana really is the greatest ever. Even with the win though, she’s disappointed in Reggie Bush for choosing Kim Kardashian. She just doesn’t “get it”. Second: I decided it was time to pull out one of the big guns that had yet to be unleashed, and the podcast debut of Bryan Kana ensued. Kana and I went event by event – droppin knowledge on Biathlon, Freestyle Skiing, Ice Dancing, and every weird activity out of a Japanese game show that can get you a gold medal in these games. We even gave a little attention to the growing epidemic of A Capella singing in American cutlure in the wake of my viewing of High School Musical Three and the “That’s Why I Chose Yale” video.  Hope you enjoy the podcasts….

Episode 18 (actually episode 20) of the podcast with my mom can be streamed below and downloaded here: http://nickcoman.com/momsb.m4a

Episode 19 (actually 21) with Kana can be streamed below and downloaded here: http://nickcoman.com/kanawinter.m4a

As always, the podcast subscription in ITUNES can be found here: http://bit.ly/9xK1Ys

NBA Power Rankings, an Opening Ceremonies Breakdown, and a Tutorial on NBA Finance in the works…

Real,

Nick

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This Article Already Is better than SB44

When the Superbowl ends every year, you do one of two things: 1) Think to yourself, “Well, that’s over with..”… Get up to use the bathroom for the first time since half-time… lose about 2 of the 10 pounds of whatever you just ate and drank… and come back to pay half attention to some old dude thanking the fans and the city… a couple dudes thanking god while rocking goofy shirts  and hats that don’t fit and holding their children who are mysteriously only 18 years younger than their parents… while you clean up a lot of Tostidos crumbs and wish CBS had something better than Undercover CEO on after the game – That’s the usual option… total buzzkill… but sometimes you do thing #2: Don’t move a muscle as the game ends… sitting there half-comatose like you’re watching the music video at the end of Slumdog Millionaire and you’re not sure if it’s over… and definitely not ready to get up. You then look over to the group and say: “That has to be the greatest Superbowl of all time right?”… the group will give you some sort of “is that even a question” look or response… and for the next 2 hours, all you wanna do is relive the whole thing… so you watch every interview, highlight, and commercial 10 times and break the game down much the way we all had the “Shit man, I can’t believe Frodo destroyed the ring after all those creatures were on his ass” breakdown conversation of the LOTR series after finishing Return of the King for the first time…

This year… We tried as hard as we could to fool ourselves into believing this was a Type 2 Superbowl… there was so much there: Peyton, Brees, Katrina, Haiti, Pierre, Pierre… Dwight Freeney’s ankle?… I watched the game with the same 5 guys I’ve watched it with every year since we were freshmen in college… we’ve been on a good streak of Type 2 Superbowls… almost take them for granted… so when everybody got up take a leak and get rid of the Tostidos pretty much right when the game ended… nobody exactly knew what to say; Nobody wanted to admit that we had actually just watched a Type 1 game… but come on… we didn’t get to see Kim Kardashian (other than in those diet pill ads on during pregame) the entire game.

The Number of Saints Related Sketch Internet Memes is Unprecedented...

This year, I brilliantly predicted a Colts victory in shootout fashion after the Saints jumped out to a large 1st half lead… As usual, I clearly have no credibility whatsoever. Instead, the Saints didn’t move the ball at all in the first quarter, while the Colts took 20 minutes each time they had the ball to get down field and only put up 10 on New Orleans (there were only 4 <2minute possessions all game, versus 12 >2 min… including the entire 2nd half)… In the second quarter, the Colts suddenly had a couple 3 and outs and instead New Orleans moved the ball all over the field without scoring… and then New Orleans tries to hand Indy all of the momentum with some terrible play calls on the goal line (Sean Payton sure subsequently exonerated himself from those knocks… but it’s true), but Indy… instead of scoring in the last 2 minutes of the half “as all good teams do”… lets New Orleans get the 3 points that they ceded by calling the lazy handoff on 4th and goal (I am always pro the bootleg, QB sneak, 1 yard in route, or gadget HB pass Boise State play in this situation… anything but the fade route or the lazy handoff).

This isn't New Delhi or Woodstock 99... This is Bourbon Street... on a normal day.

And then came halftime… in which The Who looked like they were doing karaoke versions of their own music while standing motionless on top of giant Bridgestone Tire of a stage… and everyone watching said to their buddies: “That old British man with the perm is kind of odd looking”… This was actually worse than the Tom Petty “I need a methadone clinic remix” of Free Fallin that was delivered a couple years ago…. that was so terrible that it became entertaining… The Who just had no energy… and kept going and goin… so much that the only thing in the world that I desired was to hear Shannon Sharpe’s “insights”.

So then came “the play” (1 of 2). What made Sean Payton’s ballsy call so sick to watch(one of my friends who I was sitting with for the game got multiple text messages including the words “Sean Payton” and “balls” only seconds after the kick) was that the camera-people had no clue that it was on… and gave us the sweeping cam lengthwise view of the stadium to get maximum flashbulb action… which resulted in the viewer getting a unique and perfect view of the onside kick. It was unbelievable accidental television. As for the call itself, S.P. was probably thinking “Manning owns these second halves… he makes adjustments… we are gonna need one more possession than them to win this game… and they have the ball first… we need to try this”… and he was totally right. It’s a what-if-game, but didn’t you expect the Colts to go up 17-6 after about an 8 minute drive and put all the pressure on New Orleans to keep themselves in the game? That seemed like the likely outcome… and S.P. prevented that from happening. (Note: even if the Colts had recovered… you’d be giving them great vs unknown field position…

Did Drew Brees borrow those ear-muffs from his leaf-blower guy? Those are intense.

but it almost seems like Manning is so good that coaches don’t even consider field position an issue when giving him the ball… like he’d just score it from anywhere so why even consider it? When Manning has better field position, you can at least know it’s going to be a shorter drive and that your D wont have to be on the field for 8 minutes right? The NFL: Where Bizzaro World Coaching Strategies Make Perfect Sense).

So the Saints recover the ball out of a scrum that  “I have no clue what goes on in that pile and don’t really want to” dynamic to a new level (testicles likely assaulted on many fronts)… and their offense really gets in rhythm… the Colts answer too… Manning completes his requisite 30 10 yard gains to Dallas Clark… Addai is rolling (he really dominated the game… but that had a lot to do with the Saints either blitzing or sitting way back… giving the run away either way)… and suddenly, we appear to be in the midst of a shootout.

The problem was… “shootout” didn’t cross my mind until the game was 2/3 over and the score was 17-13. The teams had taken so much time moving the ball without actually scoring, that it just was never in the cards. Why? There was not a single big offensive play the entire game (Addai 25 yd Run is big… but not “big” big). These defenses clearly made the decision to mix pressure with bend but don’t break (the safeties also seemed like they were playing really well on both sides)… and as a result, we saw a lot of 6 minute drives that resulted in non-touchdowns… This wouldn’t have happened without poor offensive execution… and we sneakily saw a lot of missed 3rd and mediums in enemy territory (9-22 combined… with these offenses… pretty bad).

It really was wacked out: a closely contested game with compelling teams in which the offenses moved the ball with ease on almost every drive… that legitimately bordered on boring on occasion. Guess you don’t really know how much you miss big plays til they are gone…

A cross between the Enzyte Ad face and a Mugshot for Garrett

So then Stover misses a FG (the contrast between 42 yr old Stover and Garrett Hartley’s stock photo that looked like Aaron Carter was awesome)… the Saints go on another long drive… get a nice 2 pointer… and we are back in “Manning is clearly gonna score… this is a whoever has the ball last game” mode… until big play #2 of 2 happens.

While you would have had to be crazy to have expected or called that Pick 6… there were a lot of warning signs: 1) The Colts were in throw on every down mode… even though they didn’t need to be and Addai was crushing it… 2) The Saints knew that was going on… 3) Manning had really been pushing the envelop… like that crazy Dallas Clark in triple coverage strike 4) Manning had thrown one or two Rex Grossman balls over the course of the game already… so when it happened… I was mainly just bummed that what had so much potential to go down to the last second would now end in uncontested fashion. Even down 14, I watched Manning and played the mental math games… “if they score now and save their timeouts, they can still kick it deep and force a 3 and out”, “if they only have 40 seconds when Peyton gets the ball after the 3 and out since they burned a timeout, can Peyton score in approximately 5-6 plays?”… I didn’t even consider a goal-line stand to end the game a possibility… so when that went down… I was at a loss…

But then again: the Saints were the best Red-Zone defense in the league all year (perhaps the most important niche stat in football)… why shouln’t they pulled that off? They also had the best offense in the NFL… best running games… best coaching… and from time to time, dominated in sublime way that no other team came close to this year… Maybe they were underdogs… and this was a David V Goliath matchup in terms of franchise prestige… and all of the Katrina stuff went to frame the Saints as underdogs way more than it should have… but they won because they were better… because the two big plays in the game were theirs (the potential 3rd big play..

You see... You already forgot he messed up when you saw that stache... you can't stay mad at Peyton...

. the Colts goal-line stand… went from being a 14 pt swing if the Colts had scored a TD thereafter… to being a wash or even a 4 point Saints swing when the Saints got the ball right back without an Indy score and kicked a FG right before half).

As for Peyton Manning… well Drew Brees is only one title away from staking claims to the greatest QB ever thing too… so I guess they’re even. Difference is: If Manning wins another one… it’l actually be true. I bet we see him selling insurance or Tampax Pearl or something in the next couple weeks, stop doing the “remember before 2006 when we all called him a choke job” thing… and get back to knowing the truth: there’s nobody better… but that doesn’t make the guy perfect. If he was perfect, we’d enjoy it a whole lot less when Peyton gets us that Type 2 Superbowl win next year.

And of course… Re: Commercials – the lack of Miller Lite and Coors Light really dampened the bro beer ad arms race… though Bud Light’s autotune and armaggeddon ads were solid. Coke’s ads were a little LSD induced for my taste… the Budweiser Clydesdales had a real down year… Tim Tebow was pretty understated… it was just an odd year – seemed like a lot of smaller companies really trying to gamble on weird Superbowl Ads… some hit… some missed. The two best ads: Brett Favre with the holographic 2020 Lombardi Trophy and the Google Search Story… which I think really “nailed it” with the kids… even more than this alternate version:

Did I mention they didn’t show Kim Kardashian once all game? We got hosed…

Word,

Nick

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Angle One: The Colts are just better than the Saints

Get ready for some strung out old dudes... This was The Who... in 1978.

After Week 12’s MNF in which the Saints dominated the same New England team that could have beaten the Colts just a week before, you had to say that the Saints were the best team in football… even if you didn’t really believe it. In between now and then, each team has lost a couple games and made it to the Superbowl, yet it is now clear consensus that the Colts are the better team. At 16-2, they do have the better record than the 15-3 Saints… but why else? Statistically, the teams are nearly identical… or maybe the stats even lean a little to N.O.: 32 points for and 21 allowed for the Saints versus 26 and 19 for the Colts… 132 yds on the ground and 272 through the air for the Saints versus 81 and 282 for the Colts (note the only significant statistical difference: the Saints have been a great running team while the Colts have been a poor one)… 122 yds allowed on the ground and 236 allowed through the air for N.O. versus 127 and 213 for the Colts… The primary reason for the Colts lean is simple – they didn’t lose a single game that they tried to win, while New Orleans had a terrible half against Tampa at home, lost to a good Cowboys team, and didn’t try in it’s last game either. The forgotten detail: how many Colts victories were crazy comebacks, lucky, or ugly… Jacksonville, The Texans… The Niners… 4th and 2… The Texans again… Baltimore… If the Colts had had Clippers level sports karma, they could’ve been 6-8. If there was a second reason for the Colts over Saints sentiment, it probably just has to do with trusting a Colts team that has averaged 12 wins over the past decade versus a Saints team that people know for fans who wore paper bags… it’s hard to really dispute that… but then there is there is reason #3… the casual fan knows one thing: Peyton Manning is the best player in the game.

Angle Two: Manning needs this game for the “greatest ever” stuff… and with the way he’s playing this year, there’s no way he’s going to lose…

What happened to Eli?

The thing about angle two – neither part of the statement is actually 100% true. Manning could lose this game and come back and win the next three superbowls to stake his claim for the greatest ever… or he could never win another Superbowl and possibly still make the same claim… and even with as well as he is playing this year, Manning has not been without flaws… and he is perhaps the publicity benefactor of a team that does everything well but only one thing exceptionally. Still, nearly everyone who followed football this year has said the same thing: “Manning is playing at the highest level that he has ever played at… and that that very well may be the best that anyone has ever played”. Statistically, it’s just hard to make that point: 4500 yards, 33 TDs, 16 Ints, 99.9 Rating… all great numbers… but wouldn’t the best season ever look more like: 5000 yards, 45TDs, 5 Ints, 120.0 rating? This year’s Colts team hasn’t really scored the way historically great offenses do (well < 30ppg), and 16 picks in 14.5 games isn’t mind-blowing either, but one “intangible” attribute has separated Manning from all others: his uncanny ability to find opportunities downfield when his team needs him most… regardless of the defensive scheme. [As an aside, the whole notion of "intangibles" is a crock-o-shit... some things are just harder to describe than others]. The Colts look like an ordinary offense (pass offense included) for extended stretches and even have a tendency to go down double digit margins (see Texans), but it so often seems that Manning is able to “make adjustments” or “flip a switch” and continually find a way to get balls to his receivers in the second half. He does so against soft coverage, zones, man coverage, blitzes, zone blitzes, 4-3s, 3-4s… all of em. Part of it is his receiving core: Clark is the best route-running TE in the league… virtually uncoverable for a lineman, LB, and most safeties… and Wayne/Garcon/Collie is nearly as good of a group as the Harrison/Wayne/Stokely core that was the best set of WRs that Indy has ever had;  A lot of Peyton’s success can be attributed to his mental game… knowing how to counteract defensive schemes and predict how a play will unfold and all that… but mostly, Manning is an unflappable executor of his own will – whatever he sees… he does. In that particular facet of quarterbacking,

This may be my Christmas Card in 2010...

Manning is without a peer in history… and given that that facet of quarterbacking may just be the most important of all… and  that Peyton is pretty damn good in every other way too… calling Peyton the G.O.A.T. really isn’t a stretch at all. He is missing one thing though: Name the most heroic moments of Peyton Manning’s career? Sure, he has a ring, a bunch of MVPs, a ludicrous winning percentage, and some top notch insurance ads, but what was his best game ever? beating Sexy Rexy and the 06 Bears? Pats AFC Title Chokejobs 1 and 2? 4th and 2? Outdueling the Sanchize? Manning could use a game-winning drive in the Superbowl… just to make sure that everyone gets how special of a player he is… and partially to make good on how special of a player he is… he should have done the impossible on the greatest stage… he just hasn’t really had a chance to have done it yet.  Don’t expect him to blow it if he gets one…

Angle Three: People are being really quick to discount the Saints, a team that can score as quickly as any we’ve ever seen…

You win the NFC Title game… and suddenly everyone thinks you’re no good – that’s exactly what happened to New Orleans. You can’t really deny it: the Saints won because of a 12 man on the field penalty, a coin toss, a blown pass interference call, and a shitload of random fumbles… They only stopped the Vikings when the Vikings stopped themselves; and they really did get offensively out of rhythm for long stretches… but what defense would you say the Colts are most similar to of the Saints’ past opponents: large physical Ds like Dallas and Minny or teams more like Arizona, Philly, and New England (new in 09) that rely on speed and turnovers?.. Probably more the latter. Against those teams, the Saints made a mockery of the defenses… putting up WNBA type scores… and Indy gave up 31 to Jacksonville… about to draft Tim Tebow to prevent a move to LA Jacksonville.

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Angle Four: The Saints have a huge psychological and emotional advantage

Not because of the Katrina/Who Dat/New Orleans/America’s Team stuff… all of that is far more for our consumption than for the guys who actually play the game… but because the Saints are being inexplicably discounted by everyone. The Colts are basically a touchdown favorite on a neutral field – a pretty substantial margin. Would you make them 10 point favorites in Indy? That’s the kind of margin you’d give the Colts at home against a team who was in the 8-8 range (so basically Houston every year)… not against a #1 Seed in the Superbowl. Given all this, the Saints have to be coming into the game with that whole “chip on their shoulder” thing… which I think feeds in perfectly to all of that other Katrina/Aints/Underdog/Sports Karma/The Blindside Did So Well-We Need An 09 Saints Movie… stuff. Psychology and emotion only matter in the first quarter of games… but what is the quarter that correlates most with the end result of the game? The First.

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Angle Five: Gregg Williams / The Saints defense has no chance against Manning/Indy…

So two common ones I’ve been hearing are “Manning has always lit up Gregg Williams defenses” and “If the Saints try to blitz, they’re totally screwed… Manning is so good against the blitz”. Those just sort of feel like pretty superficial notions. While Brett Favre didn’t get sacked by New Orleans, they beat the crap out of the old man, and definitely disrupted plays and rhythm. Manning pretty much never gets sacked (another reason why he seems even more dominant than he is), but he does throw beat (not Rex Grossman beat) passes when under pressure… and on the great QB personality scale, he’s probably more of a Favre than a Steve Young in terms of “Gunslinging” – an aspect of Peyton’s game that seems to go under the radar. Point being: The Saints have pressured the QB and forced turnovers all year. They have a top-flight ballhawk in Darren Sharper, a legit cover guy in Jabari Greer (as much as was made of Revis Island {which became a running joke of a nickname within 5 days of widespread use… lots of fathers putting kids on Revis Island for timeout} Greer’s numbers were almost as nasty), an exceptionally fast linebacker in Vilma, an especially intelligent linebacker in Fujita (still caucasian… it never gets old), a clearly disruptive line, and one of the most respected coordinators in the game… It’s just hard to believe they won’t do anything right all game…

Angle Six: The Freeney injury actually matters. Expect New Orleans to put up a lot of points…

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While we can’t get Eugene Robinson hooker scandals before every Superbowl, the Freeney story was a real lame headliner for media week… the kind that seemed only so big for lack of anything better to talk about (The teams were too well behaved and classy – sucks). We all knew Freeney would “get better” before gameday, and that while it’s possible that he doesn’t play or that he’s ineffective, the best bet would be to just expect 80% Freeney… hopped up on painkillers like John Voight is coaching, but perhaps the most under-reported aspect of the matchup – the Saints can really run the ball. Because the Colts looked pretty good against the run-heavy Jets and Ravens… and because Brees is so clearly the focal point, little has been made of the Saints rushing attack. Unlike the Ravens and Jets (who are legitimately conservative offenses), the Saints rushing game comes as a complement to a historically potent air attack. Football Outsiders, though, rates the Saints’ running attack as the best in the league… while saying that Brees and Co. are only actually the 5th best passing attack in the league. Against the pass, the Colts have been an average defense… The Colts, while average against the pass, are legitimately mediocre against the run… and particularly awful against play action (a Saints specialty)… Also of note: the Saints run particularly well to the right… the place on the field where the Colts D-Line ranks among the 5 worst in the league. Nobody really knows what Freeney is going to do in the game, but the Xs&Os with the Saints on offense definitely favor New Orleans just as much if not more than the Xs&Os favor Indy when they have the ball.

Angle Seven: The Saints Offense is an overrated fluke…

Wonder if Reggie and Ray-J are boys?

While that may be a bold and blanket statement, the Saints offense has been so much greater than the sum of its parts this year that you can’t help but wonder… While the receiving core is clearly overperforming… a bunch of track stars running seam routes with a QB who throws a sick deep ball over the middle… the big mystery is really the O-Line, which has been as good in the run  and in protection as any in the league despite being a bunch of relative no-names (I know… which O-Linemen aren’t no names? The ones drafted highly basically…)… and who expected Reggie Bush to run like a running back? or Pierre Thomas to be a 5+ YPC level talent? and what does he do as a runner that warrants that kind of success? A huge amount of the credit has to go to Sean Payton, who legitimately has found ways to get the most out of his team with all of his wacked-out playcalling… but you can’t help but watch the Saints and expect their offense to turn back into an ugly chick when you wake up hungover.

Angle Eight: Why is everybody forgetting how poor the Colts are on the ground?

Don Brown and Joe Addai have been more effective in the playoffs than they were for the majority of the regular season (in which they were terrible), and the Colts don’t really need to run to win, but what used to be a great play-action team is now just a great passing team… The Superbowl is generally won and lost in the passing game, as such is the phase of the game that the most dominant teams excel in, but in a game that everyone expects to be as high scoring as this one, you want to be able to control the clock a little bit if you manage to get a lead. The Saints likely will be able to move the ball… The Colts expect to play games like they did against Miami this year… let the opponent move the ball up and down the field, but force turnovers and field goals and score efficiently when the offense is on the field. I just wonder if they are asking for trouble if they get behind, and suddenly, they get a dropped pass or broken play or penalty… have a couple three and outs… and are 17 points down… Or what they themselves are going to do in the red-zone against the league’s most efficient Red-Zone Defense (unsung fact) when suddenly there is a whole lot less field to pass to? Well, Manning will probably still throw a touchdown, but I’m just sayin’…

Angle Nine: No matter how many points New Orleans scores, Indy is still going to find a way to outscore them…

Who Comes up with this Stuff? Why an asian?

The Indianapolis pattern of going down early but making halftime and late game adjustments/ executing better in dire straits to comfortably win games seems to have become so much Colts habit that no lead seems to bother them. Down over 2+ scores to the Jets (the suddenly vaunted “Best Defense in Football”), Manning just kept plugging away, and they had broken the Jets’ back by the end of the third quarter. The game never even seemed in peril for Indy. It’s really at the point where you have to think: If it’s within reach in the 2nd half, Indy is going to score a TD at least 75% of the time. With a defense that doesnt really “get stops” like New Orleans has… that number has to be even higher. Clearly, a 17 point lead isn’t enough to be able to sit back and protect, so either the Saints are going to have to just keep scoring… or have a huge lead?

Angle Ten: But could the Saints prevent a shootout by amassing a huge lead quickly with big plays…

This angle pretty aptly nails the Colts’ tendency to start slow and let teams jump out on them… as well as the Saints’ tendency to come out of the gate flying and have a 21 point lead before the game really gets started (see Arizona). With the aforementioned psychological/emotional advantages for Who Dat nation, doesn’t this seem even more likely? Can you not at least kinda envision sideline shots of a stunned Peyton Manning down 21-0 in the 1st quarter while belligerently drunk Saints fans give high fives to every single stranger in their section? I think it’s entirely possible that the Saints get a couple of big plays… a Colston 60 yard seam… maybe a turnover… maybe 1 3 and out…  maybe a little Reg’ Bush action followed by 20 Kardashian celebration clips… but what is the smallest half-time lead that the Saints would need to be favored for the whole game? 10? I’d still take the Colts… 14? probably still taking the Colts… 21? I’d have to be batshit crazy not to take the Saints… but Manning really does need that game to remember…

Add it all up: Angles One and Two came first for a reason… but I think that Indy is going to have to come from behind… and score a lot of points doing it. Manning gets his immortal game winning drive: 38-34 Colts.

Guess We’ll see…

Word,

Nick

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In the future, the post format will be changing to more frequent short posts (hopefully 4-5 per day) with occasional long posts involved. Think that will make the site the kind of place that you check every day because there is always new stuff…

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Havent posted in a couple days… and nearly not at all about college hoops so here goes:

First… CNN doing a f eature on “Avatar Technology on Earth”.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/03/avatar.technology.science/index.html – I’m psyched that the world finds out about brain computer interface technology because of a movie about blue aboriginal wood elves. The stuff that they mention in the article though… 10 years away? 20 max? World is gonna be a crazy place pretty soon – good crazy.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/bracketology – Now that it is February we can start to look at bracketology and have at least heard of half of the teams and maybe even know a little bit about them. The first thing that looks wack: why are BYU and New Mexico 3 and 4 seeds? Are they better than Wisconsin (wins over MSU and Duke) and Pitt? or in the absence of any good Pac10 teams, is that west coast media bias overhyping these mid majors in the west?

The one thing that seems pretty consensus is the top line: KU,UK,Cuse,Nova – and I’d have to say that KU and UK seem pretty locked in… and that either Cuse or Nova could falter and lose their #1 to a hot Texas,Duke, WVU, Georgetown, KSU,MSU or whoever…  but right now all of those teams are really taking care of business in conference play. Kansas played a classic “Team really gets up to play #1 at home” game at Colorado… and the Buffaloes (who aren’t good at all) took Kansas to overtime. They are going to have to play a lot of those kinds of games, and they may lose a few, but it’s hard to say any team has a better starting five and more talent than Kansas… and they are even well coached. Cuse and Nova have pretty much each steamrolled half of the Big East… and UK… even if they lost to the cocks, it’s hard to imagine them having much trouble in the SEC unless we completely overestimated them in the first place.

http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/scoreboard?date=20100204 – Was bummed that one of my sleeper teams Portland couldn’t do anything against the Zags. This just doesn’t seem like a particularly good Zags year, and they have 4 losses, but they are still ranked 13th? I guess a lot of teams that are usually highly ranked just arent around… UCONN (total tailspin), UNC (bigger down year than expected), UCLA (way bigger down year than expected), Oklahoma (lost Griffins), Louisville (Rick Pitino incidents and NBA lottery picks), and of course Arizona (self imposed sanctions involved sonn)… just to name a few. Nice to see Cornell in the top 25 as a result though…

Now a few big soccer things to clear up:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=736596&sec=england&cc=5901 – With the transfer ban lifted, expect Chelsea to buy Franck (sick spelling) Ribery and probably another superstar too. Why? Because they can… it’s hard to imagine a team being more talented. If you went into Fifa and tried to make a perfect team, you’d probably save 80% of the time by just tinkering with Chelsea’s roster. Unless Man Utd’s finances turn out to be okay (hope the bailouts worked), then the transfer arms race atop the EPL this summer may be very one sided.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/737012/ce/uk/?cc=5901&ver=us – Sucks when an Italian lingerie model turns into such a disaster… but then again, she was his teammate’s/close friend’s baby mama… it was a douche move, and John Terry probably did have to go just to clear the air. Sucks for him and the team, he really was a solid leader apparently. Rio Ferdinand (who hasn’t been in form all year) is now the captain, but I’d guess it’s Gerrard or Rooney in South Africa. It’s been fun to watch the British Tiger Woods scandal unfold and just already be so jaded about the sort of thing. Affairs sort of seem like steroids were two or three years ago. We just expect them to be leaked out now… All in all, I think this probably helps USA’s slim to none chances against England in the World Cup… so good.

http://espn.go.com/nhl/boxscore?gameId=300205011 – Is Jersey now in the top tier of the East with Pitt and Washington with Ilya Kovalchuk (2 points in debut)?

In light of the Colts being in the Superbowl, I had to call Sebastian and ask him his thoughts on the game. Instead, we ended up just talking about strippers, JWOWW, Oden, Manning’s Legacy, how much he hates recruiting, and Bryant Mckinney. The cast can be downloaded here: http://nickcoman.com/sebastiansb.m4a and the podcast can be subscribed to in Itunes here: http://bit.ly/9xK1Ys

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More Updates + Power Rankings Pt 3 + Tyler Podcast (already on itunes) + SB Pick to come

Word,

Nick

Introducing a new feature on the site: end of night links to the “games of the night” and a quick take on what went down…

Here’s what I got from sports today:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=300124011 – Colts kicked it into gear after a strong Jets first half.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=300124018 – One of the greatest playoff games ever… two weeks after “one of the greatest playoff games ever”? Tonight’s game was actually pretty ugly – the Vikings had no business even close given their turnovers, and was decided by a coin toss/terrible call. Really gotta hurt for the slinger.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/dailyResults – Aussie Open Results – If you watch Henin, you see she makes Federer-esque shots that you just cant explain and that nobody else can do.

http://espn.go.com/ncb/boxscore?gameId=300252550 – Maybe Seton Hall is actually a tournament team and not just a fluke?

http://espn.go.com/ncb/boxscore?gameId=300240052 – Never trust Georgia Tech… FSU may be a tourney team too…

http://espn.go.com/ncb/boxscore?gameId=300240275 – Ugly conference win, but Wisconsin may be a tough out again in March with their signature miserably boring Big 10 ball.

http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=300124018 – The Knicks got pwned

http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=300124028 – Raptors starting to get a lot out of their Europeans. Wonder what the Bosh/Euro locker room dynamic is…

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=287448&cc=5901 – Amazing win for Algeria over Ivory Coast in injury time. The US should be worried about “the desert foxes”.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=285993&cc=5901 – Arsenal out of the FA cup… likely good for their other pursuits.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=278317&cc=5901&league=ITA.1 – Inter clowns on AC even though they are down 11-9 in men. Inter really has owned the mediocre Italian league of late.

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Major NBA articles / podcasts / footballl stuff in the works…

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Nick

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If I had to start a list of sports pet-peeves… and I wasn’t allowed to bring up Women’s basketball… unattractive female sideline reporters… or the Yankees in a general sense… well, I’d venture to guess that line item #1 may be the total bullshitism that is calling a team “America’s Team”.

Basically only Erin Andrews should be allowed on sidelines... Don't you miss the days before they had to desexualize her?

Basically only Erin Andrews should be allowed on sidelines... Don't you miss the days before they had to desexualize her? She may as well be on the sidelines in a Hazmat suit nowadays...

I know the announcers mean well when they put New Orleans teams on that pedestal; they are trying to get across how deeply the people of our country care for one another… how strong our solidarity is. I can’t help but pull for the Saints and Hornets a little more than I would if we didn’t live in the post-Katrina world.  We yearn for a semblance of justice in life, and even if a Saints Superbowl wouldn’t remotely erase what happened a half-decade ago, it would bring a lot of joy to people who were unjustly recipients of so much pain. I mean… this yearning is so strong that I even wanted to see the damn Yankees succeed in the wake of 9/11. It’s natural…(With this said, we should consider rooting for the Lions/Tigers/Pistons/Red Wings more – their fans may need it the most)… but to say that those feelings make a team “America’s Team” is a crazy misnomer.As for the teams that just claim to be “America’s Team”: The Yankees, Red Sox, Notre Dame, and particularly the Cowboys – well… that’s not a misnomer… it’s just douchey and not true. I don’t want to get all PC and sound like I’m running for President, but America is truly too diverse and complex in its heritage to wholeheartedly invest its fandom in one city permanantly. We thrive on the coexistence of local and national identity  – it’s in our country’s name.  If people in Dallas think that people in small town New England believe Dallas’ franchise to represent their “America”, they have almost reached Al Davis levels of delusional.

When America looks for emblems, we seem to prefer the individual – that’s the 7th grade history lesson we get right? America is the inventor and capital of individualism. We love us a good old American success story… Kid grows up from a humble family and makes good…  Way back when, we had Carnegie and Rockefeller living real life “Horatio Alger stories”. The caveat is – we want that story to exist in a just America, one that rewards hard work and exceptional ability, and somehow the whole robber baron obsession seemed a little sketchy after a while, so the country fell in love with baseball stars. The thing is, baseball lacks inherent leadership on the field; success in baseball may be an inspirational metaphor for success elsewhere, but not necessarily for success as a leader. That’s where football came in: Quarterbacks… the fearless leaders to serve as our country’s favorite metaphor… the perfect American emblem.

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A Modern day Statue of Liberty - in a Vegas wax museum...

I grew up always knowing that person to be Joe Montana. Granted, I was biased for just about every reason possible. I was born outside of San Francisco on “the penninsula” in 1987. Every day, my mom would go jogging (huge 80s hair involved) rocking her red Montana 16 (not the Chiefs one). I even went to elementary school with Joe’s kids and got to drive in Joe’s car on field-trips. He’s a real nice dude – once we got a little lost on the way to visit some Spanish Mission (classic lame California field trip), and I happened to know the roads, so 10 year old me even got to give America’s Quarterback directions. The thing is… after Joe retired, he didn’t end up in the CBS studio… or even losing weight with Nutrisystem. He just went away… and as amazing as his four Superbowls were… how impossibly heroic he always proved… how much he was the story – a grandson of Italian immigrants born and raised in coal country, Pa grown into an unflappable leader and success… no matter how much all of that was true… when he disappeared, something about it all changed…

On PTI yesterday, Wilbon and Kornheiser gave a “happy trails” to Joe Montana for the 25th anniversary of his Superbowl win over Dan Marino and the Dolphins. They ended up just talking about Marino, almost discounting Joe. I was a little disappointed, confused that the major point of the story wasn’t how much of a legend Montana is. Later that day, I wound up on ESPN.com reading John Clayton’s recent article about “The Greatest Quarterbacks of All Time”, in which he put Unitas #1 and put all sorts of fossils from 1950 like Otto Graham high on the list at the expense of Brett Favre, Tom Brady, Kurt Warner, Big Ben, and Peyton Manning. My first reaction was to be infuriated with how out of touch this list was: how all the current guys have QB ratings that are way better…

Am I getting shafted for that Schefter tool?

Am I getting shafted for that Schefter tool?

I did the classic young person thing… assume that the people in your era would crush people from past eras (young people are usually right). My second reaction was that of realization two realizations: 1) Nobody told John Clayton that “The Greatest Quarterback of All-Time” has little to do with statistics – by those metrics, we are looking at Phil Rivers as the “G.O.A.T” (QB rating wise)… totally wack, but neither was Dan Marino – that’s nearly as obvious to everyone too; it doesn’t totally have to do with titles either – Troy Aikman was a great NFL QB who won 3 titles, but very obviously was not in the pantheon; what “The Greatest Quarterback of All-Time” is… is actually  “the one we’d pick if we had to win one game”. That’s a truism, but if you think about it, it implies a lot more than you’d think at first. With the exception of baseball pitcher (and baseball is in many ways an individual sport masquerading as a team sport), no other actor in a team sport is judged by the “if we had to win one game, we want this guy” metric remotely as much as the QB. If you want to know the greatest hockey player of all time, you’d look up the stats and see it’s Gretzky; If you wanted to know the greatest basketball guard, you’d do the same thing and end up with Jordan. If you wanted to know the greatest wide receiver of all time… same process… Jerry Rice.

You're telling me this doesn't justify fandom for Detroit?

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Granted all three of those guys have titles, moments, and lore that make the decision that much clearer, and maybe you’d judge them by a metric like “If we had to have one guy take the last shot” or “if we had to have one guy make a play for us”, but that is slightly different from the “if we had to win one game, we want this guy” notion… To further complicate the situation, football, unlike basketball or hockey in which it is common for one player to dictate the course of a game, is a sport so complex and so founded in the synergy of its many parts that it is absolutely insane to think that one guy could “win the game” single-handedly… but we still always believe it anyway. The reasoning, though, is simple.  It’s because “The Greatest Quarterback of All-Time” is really the same thing as “America’s Quarterback”… the person who fulfills that out-of-this-world narrative of triumph and leadership… who is the metaphor we want to believe in the most. However we want to justify it… statistics, titles, games, plays… whatever… it’s all us just trying to make the intangible tangible… because maybe it would be hard to believe that our perceptions of greatness are actually based in nothing more than what our favorite story is.  That was the first thing I realized after reading the Clayton article. The second thing… and I may have been the last person in the country other than my mom to realize it (she never will), but that Joe isn’t “America’s Quarterback”/”The Greatest QB of All Time” anymore.

To get here, a few things happened: 1) That story got to be too old to believe in as passionately as we once did; even if Joe had played til he was 50 and won 10 Superbowls, it would have happened eventually. 2) America, as it always has and will, got better at telling stories since Joe left, perpetually biasing the “Greatest QB of ALL Time”/”America’s QB” debate towards the present; and 3) America went and made itself up a better metaphor…

You know who I mean right?

Part 2 Soon…

Last night, I was taken by surprise via text from Sebastian – asking if I wanted to podcast immediately about Korea. Of course, I was a little taken aback by how random the whole thing was, but I had been wanting to have him back on the podcast forever to talk Colts/Jersey Shore/whatever the hell he felt like, so I figured I’d roll with it. What unfolded was perhaps the most ridiculous podcast we have released yet: We talk about Prince, North Korea, Dubai, Jimmy John’s subs, pornstar names, and perhaps the greatest hunting party not involving Dick Cheney ever created. I don’t want to spoil anything… but the actual “Jack Link” may have been involved.

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Last thing: there is a secret “America’s team” that people are just starting to get into. It’s called the US National Soccer Team.

Gonna do some NBA Stuff later today in addition to Part Deux…

Word,

Nick

Today I took a different angle on the video quickhit – used YouTube’s annotation feature to make it more like “popup video” (to cover up the fact that I’m still figuring out the “on-camera” thing). Hope you enjoy

Let me know what you think…

Word,

Nick

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So much for December… and November… and October too – apparently none of that matters. The entire NFL just stuffed itself into a Delorean

Going back to 09/2008... aka THE FUTURE

Going back to 09/2008... aka THE FUTURE

cranked it up to 88 MPH (Hopefully Donte Stallworth not driving)… and landed itself in September 2009. In case it seems like an alternate universe, here’s a recap of what we were looking at circa Week 4: After having a prayer answered in Week 3 to miraculously beat the then unbeaten 9ers (told you alternate universe) and really open the book on gunslinger lore in Minny, old man dominated his former team (not the Jets – though how damn ridiculous would a Vikings-Jets SB be from the Favre perspective)… sending Minnesota to 4-0 with all sorts of “best team in the NFL talk”. Likewise, Indy had just mauled ‘Zona and Seattle with Peyton Manning going for over 700 yards between those games… 4-0 – with defending AFC South Champs Tennessee and Kerry Collins 0-4 to boot (again, alternate universe)…. and then there was the marquee (non-Favre related story) matchup – Rookie sensation Mark “The Sanchize” Sanchez and the potentially elite 3-0 Jets going to the Superdome to face Drew Brees and the Saints, a team that had averaged a margin of victory greater than 20 in its first 3. “The Chize” (this nickname can never EVER catch on) came up short… rattled by the  batshit crazy “Who Dat” fans…. and from Week 5 on… the NFL suddenly went real “flavor of the week” on us. So the Jets totally go in the tank for two months before lucking into matchups with teams in chill mode; the Bengals get to 7-2 with wins over GB, Bal, and Pitt – suddenly becoming a potential contender; the Pats oscillate between dominance and mediocrity… leaving more than a glimmer of hope that NE will turn it on in the playoffs and steal a SB like 2001; the Eagles emerge from the initial NFC East scrum as the “team to beat”… before proving that relying on your kick-returner to catch bombs 3x a game may be an ill-advised strategy; 2-3 San Diego then goes on a run of 11 straight… winning so many games so convincingly that many wonder if they are “really the best team”; The Cowboys and Packers emerge as “teams with late season momentum” and become “the picks” in the NFC; Zona handily beats the Vikes late in the season, and then Kurt 3:16 emerges against the lauded Packers… and suddenly we have a team of destiny…? The Vikings, meanwhile, look like ballsack against Zona as well as Carolina, and Chicago – resulting in some sort of wholly media-fabricated Childress-Favre feud that was really just an excuse to remind everybody that Childress is a famously mediocre coach and Brett is too old to go outside in the Northern Hemisphere after Veterans Day; The Saints spend the latter half of the season squeaking out close ones against Jim Zorn,  losing at home to Dallas, who is suddenly “better than them”…  then collapsing at home V Josh Freeman (poor man’s Josh Johnson?) and tanking in a meaningless last game – leading to talk that “they were never really that good”.  For the “money shot”, Jim Caldwell/Bill Polian decided that their 14-0 Indy team should basically “c-slap” itself and its fans in the face – resulting in the biggest season sentiment/momentum murder that I have ever seen done willingly. After all that, there’s no way that Minny, NO, Indy, or “The Sanchize” win the Superbowl right?

Well… All that never happened. It’s  week 4 again- and these are your contenders.

For the past month or so, my buddy Bertoli (part of that Long Island Jets scene) has been strafing all around facebook, text message, jdate.com… all the hell over… about how sick the Jets are and how Darrelle Revis is the 2nd best player in the NFL. Given that he was a Jets fan and not a Giants fan (the NY Giants/Yankees/Rangers/Knicks axis of evil fan base is so insufferable when compared to fans of the NY JV/cheaper tickets teams… it’s almost like comparing Affleck brothers), I sort of enjoyed Bertoli’s rants…

Way more palatable than Ben

Way more palatable than Ben

expecting them just sort of go away soon enough. The thing is… they kept winning so many times that I had to address the situation and invite Bertoli onto the podcast to laud “The Sanchize” (one of those things you always want on tape to show your friends a decade later… sort of like pictures from Freshman Year)… I try to talk him out of the Jets for the coming week, but he claims they have a shot (scary thing is how he’s been right up til now). As an added bonus, Bertoli is a real “wealth of information” about trashy TV (a passion shared by myself and most people in the 1st and 2nd world countries… 3rd world too if they had the chance), so the two of us dive into that as well – as always coming up with possible futures for the phenomenon that is Jersey Shore.

I would be being remiss though, if I didn’t give equal coverage to the NFC, and given the lack of Steelers involvement causing Tyler to suddenly become an NFC expert… who better to call? The two of us break down the “Xs and Os”… he picks Minny while I take NO… and then we get to the important stuff and review the [wikipeda]G4 TV channel, “Archer“, “Campus PD“, “Blue Mountain State“, and all of the telefilth that Bertoli and I hadn’t already sifted through. Both are real good podcasts – hope you enjoy them.

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So what about the actual games?

Lets tackle the easy one first… Colts Over Jets 24-10

To get here, the Jets have been using some sort of Level 30 Kicker Icing spell (the real #1 reason) in addition to solid D (not just Revis… but all-around solid D) and a conservative offensive gameplan that has gotten the one or two big plays it needed each game to keep going. They also benefited from two teams which they matched up particularly well against – Cinci because they lacked more than 1 (arguably 0 Chad…) receiving threat and SD because they had no possible way of making inroads on the ground… and let’s not forget that the Jets’ first half offensive effort was Nicole Richie anemic (or is she healthy again?)…

Probably pretty anemic...

If you wanted to do a "if you look anemic up in the dictionary, you'd see her picture" thing...

They punted 6 straight times… barely had a first down… (but “had the Chargers right where they wanted them” at the half according to CBS HQ). (Note: Not even going to address the Ind-Bal game. Flacco isn’t good, and other than that, I don’t think I remember anything that happened in this game – it was Saturday night and not exactly engaging) Now lets think about the Colts: a team that was 14-0 (could be 17-0 at the present), has the best QB in the NFL and a defense that pressures QBs and generally plays well when they need to. The Colts also seem to satisfy Sports Platitude #2598343 that “the best teams can win any kind of game” – blowing teams out, playing in shootouts, winning FG stalemates… coming back repeatedly against the Texans… whatever (you used to hear this about The Spurs all the time… so you know it’s not cool even if it’s true…) Given this, you gotta think things look pretty grim for the Jets, but it gets worse: we are talking about one of the biggest REVENGE Games of all time. The Colts players and fans have got to consider themselves to be in a blood feud with the Jets after week 16… and even if I can’t really imagine Peyton Manning murdering someone (except as a weird twist in Scary Movie 7 or something?), I think that’s clearly where things are going…

And then there is the complicated one… Saints Over Vikings 38-20

If you want to go the Xs and Os route with this one, you end up totally dumbfounded like it’s the end of “Dude Where’s my Car“, and you are trying to figure out who to give the continuum transfunctioner to.

We are not guys... We are hot chicks

We are not guys... We are hot chicks

QB: The Slinger (bombs to the sidelines) vs Brees (bombs over the middle), RB: underperforming Adrian Peterson vs overperforming Saints crew, WR/TE: Rice, Harvin, Berrian, Shiancoe vs Meachem, Colston, Moore, Shockey, Oline: talented Minny neutralized Dallas’ potent rush vs  New Orleans’ #1 ranked O-Line per Football Outsiders, ST: Harvin vs Bush, Defenses: Minn’s DLINE has been dominant and their LBs played well against Dallas vs New Orleans’ playmaking secondary and surprisingly competent front 7 that shut down Arizona in a way that vaunted GB couldn’t. It’s a total wash… both in the “which team has more talent” sense and the “neither team has more matchups in their favor than the other” sense…

So lets look elsewhere.

Obvious point #1. Sean Payton v Brad Childress. Sure, I think Childress is unfairly maligned because it’s easy to make fun of an awkwardly bearded old stiff who vaguely reeks of Tobias from Arrested Development, but Sean Payton is a top flight coaching talent…

If Brad Childress had been one of those "indoor" kids...

If Brad Childress had been one of those "indoor" kids...

Obvious point #2. This game is in the Superdome, and all of this “Who Dat” stuff seems like it really matters. New Orleans is the only city in America that people would say is “objectively cool” and has warm weather, yet has a fanbase that feels like it’s in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Those fans live and die for this team. They are at that… actually insane… level of fandom. I know The Slinger is too old to hear in the huddle even if there is no noise… but the Superdome is going to cause false starts, burnt timeouts… all sorts of weird stuff. It always does (post-Katrina).

Obvious fact #3. Was there any point this year when you thought “The Vikings are one of the best teams I’ve ever watched”? but what about the Saints?

Even in their beatdown of Dallas and in amassing a 12-4 record against a pretty decent schedule, the Vikings have looked great, explosive, dominant… they’ve done a lot, but against NYG, NE, and Zona (just to name a few), the Saints looked truly sublime. They really have that 07 Pats 99 Rams – We are going to score touchdowns every time we have the ball in fewer than 6 plays… sucks to be you – thing going on, and a defense similar to that of the 99 Rams (Aeneas Williams ~ Darren Sharper?). How can you pick against a team that has an Aeneas Williams?

2 Big Articles tomorrow…

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